I am almost literally crying that I won't be in Dallas with you guys I would have really enjoyed the opportunity to meet many of y'all face-to-face (not all of you, but most of you, I'm sure
), talk about guitars (particularly EBMMs), let my Y2D meet some of his brothers and sisters and cousins, and probably most of all, to drool over the Dallas Torture Devices being transported from SLO under heavy security even as we speak.Instead, I will be at work, performing software upgrades on our AS400--ACK!!! The horror! The injustice! The outright bitter jealousy and Translucent Teal envy!
OK, now that I'm over sharing my self-pity with you all (not that I'm through with my self-pity, just through sharing. . . .for now
):To all you enviable chums, have a great time and don't forget all of us pathetic saps who are stuck somewhere else this weekend. Would somebody please play an awful-sounding chord for me, since I won't be there to make terrible, electified guitar-like sounds for myself?
Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow. . . .
