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[Steve Dude Barr]

Arrange for personal protection at all times - check

I think I'm covered

 

[NorM]

Thank You Dude and BP!
The check lists you have put here are things we all could learn from.
That's the funniest thing I will see all day!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

It will be good to unplug this thing for a few weeks...I may end up in New Mexico on a porch playing an accordion with black coffee and thick cut bacon sizzlin in a cast iron skilett on a wood burning stove....ya just never know really do ya??

 

[bovinehost]

...I may end up in New Mexico on a porch playing an accordion with black coffee and thick cut bacon sizzlin in a cast iron skilett on a wood burning stove....ya just never know really do ya??

More likely scenario is you end up in Guatemala, driving a stolen 1985 Chevy Cavalier wagon at breakneck speeds, accompanied by a dentally challenged truck-stop prostitute named Gladys and with the following items in the back:

- empty liquor bottles
- Big Poppa's shoes
- dead monkey
- Nicaraguan border guard, bound, gagged and naked with all his body hair burned off.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

LOL...probably so Jackson, probably so....