Welcome to Spuds on line Xmas Party

[browndog]

Clark: Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?

 

[lumberjack]

Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No sh*t.

Thanks Jeff. Just laughed out loud with that one.

 

[PugNinjas]

C'mon guys, let's get a sing along going from the greatest Christmas movie ever....

"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again.
Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
No, no! Sing something else.
Jingre bers, jingre bers, jingre arr the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sreigh! "

 

[Sweat]

Jeff man your on a roll hope you have a very Merry Christmas, i am soon going to do my TSO DVD been a while

 

[fsmith]

C'mon guys, let's get a sing along going from the greatest Christmas movie ever....

"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again.
Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
No, no! Sing something else.
Jingre bers, jingre bers, jingre arr the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sreigh! "

Everytime I go to a Chinese restaurant I sing this...

 

[five7]

C'mon guys, let's get a sing along going from the greatest Christmas movie ever....

"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again.
Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
No, no! Sing something else.
Jingre bers, jingre bers, jingre arr the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sreigh! "

If anyone wants the adult version of this song, pm me.

 

[fsmith]

C'mon Jeff I know you've got some more quotes...

I like when Eddie's draining the tank on the RV...
"Merry Christmas. Sh!tter was full."

 

[lumberjack]

C'mon guys, let's get a sing along going from the greatest Christmas movie ever....

"Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'! Try again.
Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
No, no! Sing something else.
Jingre bers, jingre bers, jingre arr the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sreigh! "

HA HA! Without a doubt, Pug. Ya gotta give Miracle of 34th Street, It's a Wonderful Life, and A Christmas Carol their props. Absolutely classic movies. But a Christmas Story is by far the best Christmas movie, period. Parts of it were filmed in Toronto and Southern Ontario, so that's a bonus for us Canucklehead fans.

 

[browndog]

Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

 

[fogman]

Hey everyone!
Just got caught up with reading 20 pages! Sheesh you kids are chatty tonight!

Merry Christmas to my online family.

Any rum & eggnog left?

.

 

[browndog]

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a-hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: Sh*tter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our Sh*tters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.

 

[lumberjack]

Merry Christmas Foggy old pal. No rum, but I can offer Guinness and Eggnog.

 

[browndog]

Eddie: I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: Do you really think it matters, Eddie?

 

[fogman]

Merry Christmas Foggy old pal. No rum, but I can offer Guinness and Eggnog.

Merry Christmas Scott!

No worries. I brought some just in case!

 

[gtrman66]

Hey folks Happy Christmas! Just logged in.....watching "A Christmas Story " and working on tangueray and tonic #3 (I like em in pints lol).I hope everyone has a great holiday and santa brings you plenty of balls

 

[jakedawgwhite88]

Merry Christmas Everyone Coke and Red stagg makes the season extra special.

 

[browndog]

Eddie: Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

 

[PugNinjas]

HA HA! Without a doubt, Pug. Ya gotta give Miracle of 34th Street, It's a Wonderful Life, and A Christmas Carol their props. Absolutely classic movies. But a Christmas Story is by far the best Christmas movie, period. Parts of it were filmed in Toronto and Southern Ontario, so that's a bonus for us Canucklehead fans.

Yeah, it is without a doubt my favorite as well. Lately I have been seeing that leg lamp as ornaments all over the place

 

[drTStingray]

hi folks just logged in. Its christmas day here whoopee and ive just walked in from a christmas eve rock and roll cum rockabilly gig. Played my stingrays good and hard and avoided the drunk dancers in the pub. Any other fat stringers in here? My fingers are really stinging we played 3 sets ouch. Time for a cool beer i think. Merry christmas folks!

 

[PugNinjas]

Glad you had a gig tonight, Merry Christmas !!