What Bass Would Jesus Buy?

[bovinehost]

Oh, I think you guys know the answer already.

(not intended to offend anyone - I really think Jesus would like Bongos.)

 

[cgworkman]

I've dispatched a special band of Pope blessed Ninjas to Texas to assasinate you, oh Evil Lord Bovinehost Bongo Lover.

oops - I probably shouldn't have told you that up front like that.....

Plus we all know that Jesus plays

 

[StingEye]

I don't know about Lord Nazareth's Bass preferences, but I once saw a shirt that said.."Jesus loves Slayer" and had a rather sub-par pic of him jamming with a B.C. Rich Warlock.

 

[Jazzbassman23]

You are all going to hell. . . . . . Along with the writers of South Park.

 

[oddjob]

Jon... does Jesus get seconds or is he one who merits first???

 

[basspastor]

Jesus desires all creation worship Him; bongo, stingray, sterling sub, hamer, fender, warwick, jackson, dean, china made, mexico made, indo., made, Oh, well you get the picture.
Oh yeah, that "all creation" goes for humans too.

 

[armybass]

Jesus desires all creation worship Him

My Music Man basses and many others have been used for that purpose. It's the most rewarding gig I have ever had too.


Thanks for the reminder BP.
Scott

 

[midopa]

All creation should worship Him, but He also has his own select few, right? And that chosen few are the MM basses! Forgive me. I'm Presbyterian and subscribe to that controversial "predestination" stuff. Quick change of topic so this thread doesn't get over zealous: Smilies!!!!

 

[cgworkman]

Jesus desires all creation worship Him; bongo, stingray, sterling sub, hamer, fender, warwick, jackson, dean, china made, mexico made, indo., made, Oh, well you get the picture.
Oh yeah, that "all creation" goes for humans too.

Ditto.

 

[Disquieter]

Jesus seems more the type to go for a rumblefish.

 

[bovinehost]

Jesus seems more the type to go for a rumblefish.

Now you'd think he would be sort of old school, and the Rumblefish would be a good choice for that, sure, but my people tell me that Jesus likes the radical new style of the modern Bongo.

Hey, go figure.

 

[basspastor]

Now let us have a little talk with Jesus, let us tell Him all about our trouble
He will hear our every prayer, and He will answer by and by.

 

[armybass]

Donnie McClurkin? That is my favorite version of that tune BP.

 

[spectorbassguy]

Jesus would definitely play a Bongo! Just like Jesus would definitely drive a Hummer! I do believe that our Lord deserves the best! Probably an unlimited supply of silica packs I can't wait for Heaven!

 

[midopa]

OMG Do you realize how many converts we can have if we start the Heaven Has Silica Packs Campaign?!?!?!

Just kidding around, folks. In reality Jesus would keep 'em all to himself.

 

[oddjob]

OMG Do you realize how many converts we can have if we start the Heaven Has Silica Packs Campaign?!?!?!

Just kidding around, folks. In reality Jesus would keep 'em all to himself.

Jesus wouldn't keep them to himself!!!!!!!!!!! He would take one and have it multiply until there were enough silica packs to feed the masses.

 

[midopa]

And then some!

 

[xcental34x]

I just wanted to take this time to say I love Jesus, and he would most definetely use a vintage, flawless Pre-Ernie Ball Stingray. (you know, the never changing factor).

 

[spectorbassguy]

I just wanted to take this time to say I love Jesus, and he would most definetely use a vintage, flawless Pre-Ernie Ball Stingray. (you know, the never changing factor).

And He would never change strings, just like Bov and his Flats!

 

[cgworkman]

And He would never change strings, just like Bov and his Flats!

Nope. The Good Books says cleanliness is next to Godliness.