What Bass Would Jesus Buy?

[TheAntMan]

Ok...what! Is up with the Silica Packs!!! What does it mean????

Also, what is GAS....watch it!!...don't get cute!

 

[oddjob]

Ok...what! Is up with the Silica Packs!!! What does it mean????

Also, what is GAS....watch it!!...don't get cute!

We all just found it amazing that when you buy a silica pack from EBMM a bass shows up with it. I mean I bid on a special silica pack on ebay for the Casey Lee Ball Foundation and Kermit showed up with it... We just don't know how EBMM can keep this kind of generosity up!!!

Gear Acquisition Syndrome

 

[midopa]

And EB warns not to eat the packs, but they're keeping a big secret. Silica packs are the greatest. Just last night a snorted me a batch and, I'm totally honest with you guys on this one, saw the heavens part and saw God looking down on earth with bright rays shining forth from him as he played... Guess what? The Bongo!

And after playing the most excellent of excellent bass solos, He looked down upon me and He sayeth unto me, "Go forth and make disciples of all the nations that they may playeth the Bongo. Yea, travel the nations and I shall speak through you. Blessed are the Bongo players, for they shall have the world to their possession."

And I bowed my head in reverence of the Holiest of Holies and asked the Lord, "Lord! ... Have you seen my keys?!"

And the Lord, in all His majesty and grace, replied, "Yea, I have seen your keys. The keys that which belong to you I have seen under my discerning eye. Look under your desk, you nitwit."

And I feasted and celebrated, for the grace of Lord led me to my lost keys.

And that's why we should all be designated drivers.

 

[TheAntMan]

We all just found it amazing that when you buy a silica pack from EBMM a bass shows up with it. I mean I bid on a special silica pack on ebay for the Casey Lee Ball Foundation and Kermit showed up with it... We just don't know how EBMM can keep this kind of generosity up!!!

Gear Acquisition Syndrome

Whoa, nice!...here silica, silica, silica,....and I absolutely have Bongo GAS!!!

Thanks, oddjob!

 

[spectorbassguy]

Whoa, nice!...here silica, silica, silica,....and I absolutely have Bongo GAS!!!

Thanks, oddjob!

The only way to relieve Bongo GAS.......Buy One (or two or four)

You'll be glad you did!

 

[bovinehost]

Dudes, I hope four Bongos is enough to stop the Bongo GAS.

Otherwise, I'm in serious trouble.

 

[cgworkman]

The only way to relieve Bongo GAS.......Buy One (or two or four)

You'll be glad you did!

I hate to break this to you guys....

But I really perfer my Stingray over my Bongo.

There I said it. I've finally come clean.


Hello Everyone:
My name is Chris and I perfer Stingray's over Bongo's.

(opening line form my SA meeting)

 

[bovinehost]

So how's that line forming up, Chris?

Feeling lonely yet?

 

[cgworkman]

No, sorry.

I know quite a few humble bassists that are purists when it comes to their Stingrays.

Now, now... We can all get along just fine - as long as we're keeping it in the same EBMM family.

It's not like I play Warwicks or something!!

 

[xcental34x]

I prefer Stingrays over Bongos.....

 

[Jazzbassman23]

Jack, you're losing control of the kids here. Perhaps a whack across the . . . sorry, wrong thread.

 

[cgworkman]

I like the Bongo and own one - But I do perfer to play my Stingray. I'm not saying that I don't like it - I think it's a excellent bass. I'm just partial to my Stingray.

Of course, I've been known to change pref's from one year to another...

 

[Jazzbassman23]

Jaaaaack!

 

[bovinehost]

I hear you, Chris. I sometimes even play a Rumblefish. And a F*nder!

 

[spectorbassguy]

Hang in there Bov. I love my Bongo 5 first, then my SR5 Fretless second.

 

[cgworkman]

Everyone Be Calm!

There have been no ANTI-Bongo comments made by me or any of my affiliations.

Everyone Be Calm!







Thanks, Jack, for being so understanding. You are our fearless leader...