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Joe Nerve

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What % of Bongo owners do you think are obsessed?

I'm trying to avoid going to the gym, so I'm sitting here instead thinking of useless questions to kick around.

The people who own Bongos that frequent this and other bass related forums obviously have some deep rooted psychological problems revolving around their need to create the richest deepest darkest most versatile tones possible, and think and write about it incessantly.

A while back I saw a guy playing a differnt highend bass that I also owned at the time and I questioned him about it - why he bought it, etc. He knew the brand of bass it was, but looked at me like I was nuts. He didnt know the model, didn't know anything about it... just said he picked it up at some music store cuz he though it sounded great and that was that. He kind of blew me off like, "It's a bass dude."

My questions: Do you think all Bongo owners are crazy like us? Do you know any people who have Bongos simply because that's what they pulled off the wall in a GC, or they just though it looked cool? Is it a pre-requisite to research and study these basses before buying one? My understanding is that Bongos are selling like crazy, yet I only know of about 10 peeps who collect pictures, study the history, do searches to see if theres anything new anyone's discovered about them, know every color they're available in, every pickup configuration, think up bongo slogans, make t-shirts of them, know what custom colors people have bought them in, know where to get mint colored pickguards, know what their desert gold will look like with a tort, know what that even means... etc. etc. Not that I do any of that... :)

Yo, like...wussup ya'll??????
 
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I'm taking it easy today too.

I have a feeling not too many guys are just gonna grab a Bongo and not know exactly what he's got in his hands. I say the typical Bongo owner is:

1 - an experienced bass player
2 - makes over $50k/year
3 - holds his pinky out when drinking a Jaigermiester shot

Well, maybe 2 out of 3 of those.
 

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In response to your question, "What percentage of Bongo owners do you think are obsessed?" my humble reply would be 100%.

If they weren't 100% obsessed with it when they bought it, they are now... :D
 

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Beth said:
In response to your question, "What percentage of Bongo owners do you think are obsessed?" my humble reply would be 100%.

If they weren't 100% obsessed with it when they bought it, they are now... :D

Does that evil BP fella make you work 7 days a week or are you just here out of love for EBMM like the rest of us?

As for Bongo obsession, I tried a Desert Gold 2H 4 string at the London Guitar Show and it just felt 'right' in my hands. I wish I could both afford and justify such a bass.





Well, just afford it........I'll have loads of fun playing it!
 

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Bowks said:
Does that evil BP fella make you work 7 days a week or are you just here out of love for EBMM like the rest of us?

As for Bongo obsession, I tried a Desert Gold 2H 4 string at the London Guitar Show and it just felt 'right' in my hands. I wish I could both afford and justify such a bass.





Well, just afford it........I'll have loads of fun playing it!


you can always drive up and have a play on mine ;)

Paul.
 

limitk7

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Joe Nerve said:
Do you know any people who have Bongos simply because that's what they pulled off the wall in a GC

That would be me. And to counter Freddy, I am

1 - still rather inexperienced. I take lessons right now.
2 - a broke college student
3 - a non-drinker who has no clue what a jaigermiester shot is. Suppose I could google it, though.

My bass instructor said he had a Bongo...then I saw one at GC, played it, liked it, bought it, then freaked out cause that was an impulse buy and I didn't know much about Ernie Ball or Music Man...

Yeah, well, I'm pretty much obsessed now. It's a nice bass.
 

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limitk7 said:
My bass instructor said he had a Bongo...then I saw one at GC, played it, liked it, bought it, then freaked out cause that was an impulse buy and I didn't know much about Ernie Ball or Music Man...

Ohhhhh you are such a fortunate person - you saved lots and lots of money on lots of lots of basses and got to where we all had to go through lots and lots of hoops to finally arrive at - by simply getting lucky with your bass teacher. Glad you joined us crazy ones here. :)
 

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When I bought my Bongo I had never even seen one in person. It came time to buy a new bass and I always thought the Bongo was the coolest looking bass out there. It was a Music Man so I knew it would play awesome and be built awesome, I just didn't know how it would sound but took the chance.

When I got it and it sounded like a Wal bass that I have been lusting after for 15 years I knew it was a keeper. Great Wal sound at 1/3 the price and without the 3 year wait :D
 

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Freddy-G. said:
I'm taking it easy today too.

I have a feeling not too many guys are just gonna grab a Bongo and not know exactly what he's got in his hands. I say the typical Bongo owner is:

1 - an experienced bass player
2 - makes over $50k/year
3 - holds his pinky out when drinking a Jaigermiester shot

Well, maybe 2 out of 3 of those.
1) Experienced... ok, I've been playing for 15+ years... "good" is a different story
2) - I'm a teacher... enough said :(
3) Not quite... I do have a picture somewhere with my head under a Jaige tap, drinking straight from 3 bottles (funny, I don't remember too much about playing that night)

Seriously though, the article in Bass Player caught my attention (the review was great and I loved the pict of the DG Bongo). That lead me to this forum, where I got caught up in some discussion about a charity auction on E-Bay with this crazy green Bongo. Much to my wife's displeasure, I bid... and then won it. It was all downhill from there. I sold off 5 other basses and now have 3 Bongos.

Obsessed ?!? You might say that and proud of it. But honestly, I have yet to come across any other bass that has the sound, versatility, and looks (an acquired taste) that the Bongo has... especially for the cash. And to complete the obsession, I am saving my cash for a fretless Bongo 4 HSP… I need help… NOW!

Hi, I’m Ritch and I’m a Bongo addict. Now would some one please find me a 12 step program. :D
 

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You've pretty much got the first step down. Now I think you have to come to believe you can one day be restored to sanity... :)
 

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The same percent as those hooked on the Sterling, SR4,SR5,Sabre, Cutlass, or SUB.

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I don't consider myself obsessed.

I'm probably in denial, though. (Or some other major foreign river, ba da bump.)

I happen to believe that BP and Crew did something rather big with the Bongo. I got one of the very first Bongos (be the first on your block syndrome) and once I got it figured out, I really couldn't imagine anyone not buying one.

I might have been, way back in those heady days of late 2003, just a little bit of a Bongo Crusader. I know certain online forums thought, quite wrongly, of course, that I might be a tad obsessed.

Well - why not? The Bongo was the first bass in years that made me want to go door to door and hand out pamphlets. As BP will tell you, I'm not entirely opposed to owning other brands, variety being the spice of life and all, but when I grab a bass to go play and have fun, 9 times out of ten it's a Bongo.

And 99 times out of a hundred, it's my very first Bongo, that black sapphire fiver that no other shall ever own.

Just because I want one in every color, you think I'm obsessed?

Jack
 

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I guess I'm the Dinkus of the Bongo bunch...the Binkus?....Dongus...going south...
anywho, I was suckered into the Bongo on a "ya, it looks weird, sure" and then it all began... I am a true SR5 MANIAC at heart BUT everytime I play my Bongo 5 I'm just blown away by the versatility and the fact that a dual H Desert Gold Bongo 5 will get people looking no matter what the venue, then you pull out a Buttercream fretless Bongo 5 and they're on the floor in awe :cool:
some days I wish all I had were Sting Ray 5s but then I pick up the Bongo give it a pluck and hear it acoustically and man, it's just a great bass. I've always been a preacher of the fact that you'll not find a better bass off the shelf than an Ernie Ball Music Man and the Bongo is testament to the fact that whatever level of bassist you are, I could walk into a store in Istanbul and have the most high-profile gig/session of my life and feel confident grabbing an Ernie Ball Music Man bass of the walll, period! now, i do still harbour feelings for eventually owning an Anthony Jackson Contra Bass from Fodera but that would just be for me and my fragile ego :eek:
even if BP flames me for suggesting to mod a Ray or a Bongo I still believe that these basses and this company is truly an anomoly int he industry and worth our support/stubborness/ill-informed posts/etc. ....hehehe
anywho, the Bongo, yes it's a freaky bass that plays great. :cool:
 
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Flame? Ijust sugested that the guy who want g below b to think about it and not follow your instructions of drilling the bass......Psych there isnt a string fat enough for the g to ring at tension, much less room for a hole the size it would need on the bridge. Maybe you were deep into your BC agricultural research. I can just see the customer service letter



Dear MM Customer Service,

Am I pissed off at you guys. I feel that you have mislead me and ripped me off. I went to your forum and wanted to be able to d-tune just a little and Sterling BaLL told me to drill out my perfectly good bass. I took Mr Ball's instruction to heart and have ruined a perfectly good bass. I cant find a string for this and the bridge is ruined.

I feel it only fair that you replace my natural sr5 asap. I also feel that you guys need to do a little more for me to to the hassles you have caused me so I would like the replacement in one of your discontinued colors, like say blue dawn>

If I dont hear from you asap I will post my story on talk bass, harmony central dude pit and have you indicted after I finish with the better business bureau

your truly

Sam Sonite

I always get strong reaction when I post a fake customer service letter, but one in five is really like this...........sometimes you have to just laugh, after you have made the guy happy..
 

GWDavis28

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BP, funny, but sad I can you guys getting this sort of thing too bad really.

Glenn |B)
 

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That kind of attitude towards customer service is very refreshing, but man, it has to be hard sometimes. The customer is always right, even when he's an idiot.
 
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