What Would You Do With....

[bovinehost]

Here's a funny one for you.

I'm just sitting down to finally change the strings on the Big Poppa Bongo.

It still has BP's Slinkys on it.

Don't freak out - I'm putting EBs back on.

But what to do with genuine Big Poppa Used Slinkys?



Jack

 

[tiffles]

clone him.

 

[bovinehost]

clone him.

Bad idea. I've been playing them, too. Contamination. No one wants to see THAT baby.

 

[Dr Stankface]

That depends. Are they haunted with his spirit?

 

[bovinehost]

That depends. Are they haunted with his spirit?

They refuse to answer. And I have to assume he still has his spirit with him.

 

[Dr Stankface]

BP? Spirit?

Get outta town.

 

[phatduckk]

hmmm - ya i dunno. I think id spiral them up and put them in the new EB Strings' lil plastic thing and keep em in a box. or, spiral them up and hand it in my "music area".

 

[82Daion]

Frame them, and hang them in a place you can look upon them in reverence several times a day.

Or just toss them in your desk drawer. I'd probably go for the second choice...

 

[Lazybite]

Boil them and have them as spares!!!

or

Boil them down into molten metal and get creative with them....

 

[Oldtoe]

Floss your goat.

 

[bovinehost]

Floss your goat.

Bastard. You know my goat was killed by weasels.

 

[tiffles]

floss your weasels then.


i dont know why but that sounds kinda dirty.

 

[Oldtoe]

And did I not specifically tell you to pony up for the weasel-resistant strain of goat?


It ALWAYS my fault with you, isn't it?

 

[GregJ]

ebay....

Greg

 

[syciprider]

Bag it up with some supporting documentation and hold on to it for your son. Some collector in the future may want it for a nice pile of $$$ (probably MMNut's grandkid).

 

[adouglas]

floss your weasels then.


i dont know why but that sounds kinda dirty.

Dammm...Tiffles, you made my current beverage come out of my nose.

Given Jack's alleged past, I'd say he should use them to bind up an enemy combatant.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Send them to Greg.

He'll be a new addition to the EB family as of tommorow and he deserves a good welcoming gift.

 

[bovinehost]

Don't hijack my thread - I'm a MODERATOR, dammit!

the feel my power,

Jack

 

[GregJ]

we love you jack, don't worry.

feel free to join it btw

oh, how old are the strings anyways?

greg

 

[midopa]

mmm you sure? what boaut the silo bass? http://www.ernieball.com/mmonline/specs/instruments_silhbass.html