What Would You Do With....

[koogie2k]

Well Jack....you have seen my addiction with my bongo pendant....now you should do that jewerly thing and get it made into a necklace or something.......afterall, you can literally have Big Poppa's hands around your neck! LOL

 

[tiffles]

i used to wear my old bass strings as a necklace about 5 years ago. i thought i was cool

 

[Big Poppa]

I vote for Flossing your weasel, or consider dallas' fine recycling program.....( should I tell Jack that I had the Bass set up and restrung before we shipped it and chances are that I never touched those strings? * I think only Jonguitarz knows for sure)


Noooo that would just be mean

 

[mbgreene]

I was going to offer up autoerotic asphyxiation - until I got to the last post, and now it just wouldn't be the same

 

[bovinehost]

Perhaps I'll just toss them in the drawer.

 

[LisaIs]

We can easily isolate BP's DNA. I will raise the child.

 

[bovinehost]

Too late. I've polished the Bongo many times since it arrived.

(That sounds kind of dirty, too. I blame Tiffs.)

 

[oddjob]

Good God, what have I walked into here?!?!?!??!?!?!?! I disappear for a bit and then this. If ever a thread were in need of jacking, I beleive it would be this one. I do like the flossing the weasle idea as well... maybe you could use them to make guinea pig snares - and I won't even touch the polishing the Bongo comment (we'll leave that for Steve).

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

should I tell Jack that I had the Bass set up and restrung before we shipped it and chances are that I never touched those strings? * I think only Jonguitarz knows for sure

That's what I was thinking as well.

 

[azzy_wazzy]

That's what I was thinking as well.

Ignorance is bliss!

 

[jongitarz]

I vote for Flossing your weasel, or consider dallas' fine recycling program.....( should I tell Jack that I had the Bass set up and restrung before we shipped it and chances are that I never touched those strings? * I think only Jonguitarz knows for sure)


Noooo that would just be mean

Yep...I bleeb the only DNA on those strings would belong to a certain murderous gardner..But let's not tell Jack.

 

[Disquieter]

throw them in the trash.


anything else is internet-creepy.


it's like never washing your hand because someone shook it once...

 

[bovinehost]

Yep...I bleeb the only DNA on those strings would belong to a certain murderous gardner..But let's not tell Jack.

Okay, mum's the word.

Of course, mums are also flowers.

 

[jongitarz]

throw them in the trash.


anything else is internet-creepy.


it's like never washing your hand because someone shook it once...

I think you are missing the intended humor here. Kind of creepy in itself.

 

[MingusBASS]

Yeah, I think I'm more creeped out by Joel's post. *shudders*

 

[MingusBASS]

Dude are you sure you aren't related to that Golem dude that used to post here?

 

[jongitarz]

A long time ago, I was looking for a car. I saw an add for a VW squareback. Always loved those. Called the owner, and arranged to go see the car. The owner turned out to be Sky Saxon (The Seeds- You're Pushing too Hard) I shook his hand and then felt the need to wipe my hands on my Levi's. When I got home, I felt the need to wash my hands. The car was a POS. Some DNA should be left alone. I'm just sayin.

 

[jongitarz]

Dude are you sure you aren't related to that Golem dude that used to post here?

LMAO

 

[MingusBASS]

I trust by that response , I'm not THAT far off the mark.

 

[jongitarz]

I don't think I understood any of Golem's posts. Kind of like that Rayan guy.