Which balls are you talking about...?

[puppyonacid]

This thread could degenerate very quickly!

Ha! Its started pretty low!

I'm taknig one of my balls to get checked over and I'm leaving the other at home!

Ernie1966 has some of the nicest balls I'ver ever seen!

 

[73h Nils]

I want more balls.
I regularly clean my balls.
When my balls are hooked up, they make lovely sounds.
My G-String broke and now my ball is even more visible...
Playing with the whammy bar makes my balls scream.

I think I'm done

 

[Norrin Radd]

Anyone else's hands cramp up after playing with their balls for extended periods of time?

 

[INMT]

Do you like your balls to hang low or is it better when they strapped up high?

 

[robelinda2]

Anyone else's hands cramp up after playing with their balls for extended periods of time?

only my right hand.....

 

[NickDuBaldo]

I know that Dudley's touched my Balls...



...don't know how many other people got to them before or after him though. Should I be worried?

 

[Warg Master]

My balls are unique.

I like to stroke my balls.

My G string vibrates on my balls.

I can't seem to decide which one of my balls to play with the most.

I LOVE to polish my balls...

 

[Axilla]

i have had my balls replaced many times

Did that hurt ?!

Me, well - six Balls seems like a freak of nature...

...but love givin' 'em a proper shakin' you bet !

 

[TwAn]

I hope these Wonder Wipes will make my balls bigger...

 

[puppyonacid]

i dont know about that, but they will keep them clean and shiny!

 

[Dizzy]

After each frenzied Solo on my balls, I always clean up with Wonder Wipes......

 

[Dizzy]

Rob's dream date ;

Balls, an ASS and An AL

 

[robelinda2]

mmmmm an AL.......

 

[Dizzy]

HeHe

 

[wagnerite]

Rob's dream date ;

Balls, an ASS and An AL

bingo we have a winner.

 

[meenahga]

I'm always pickin' at my balls.

 

[brasco68]

My balls get rubbed down to achieve a lovely mirror shine....

 

[TonyEVH5150]

I've got my Balls to the wall (attached that is)

My Balls are hung

My Balls go to 11.

 

[GuitarHack]

I'm still waiting for the right time to display my balls to my wife...I have balls she's never seen.

 

[Dizzy]

How 'bout a song ?

Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A-Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber

Suck on My balls!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!

Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...