Who is exactly John Petrucci?

[emkey]

Firstly I thought that John Petrucci is a guitar, then I thought he was a first music score printer from Italy 16th century, then I was told that he is the owner of the killing mode on his guitar, but take a look what I've found during mu studies about Mr John : Uncyclopedia

 

[greenwizard]

I like the way the article is in two categories:
1) Musicians
2) Gods

 

[fly]

ahhaha......that's pretty funny.


nice find

 

[Multiversal]

"Petrucci was born in Thailand in 1997 to a Teradactyl and Spawn. This, obviously meant that Petrucci was immediately pronounced supreme Dragon Lord."

LOL.

Ernie Ball Wang-caster? Haha. Cheese? This is priceless.

 

[marsguitars]

Haha.. very funny - not sure about the costumes though I guess comedy contexts gets you out of libel suits!

 

[francric]

Some things are ok but most of it was stupid.........................