Why so many basses???

[SteveB]

I guess the issue is she makes all the money, my income will buy you a nice lunch…

Ahh, I've always wanted to be a kept man!

Aziah? Beth? Tiffles? LisaIs? Who's pulling down the big coin?

 

[bovinehost]

I guess the issue is she makes all the money, my income will buy you a nice lunch…

Same here, Chuck, although mine will only get you a 7-11 burrito.

 

[LowDownDave]

I’ve got a couple pair of full quill ostrich boots that were 1200.00 buck each.

I'd like to see what a "full quill ostrich boot" looks like?!? I like the fact footwear exists that you can purchase "each". Then again, at $1200 I don't think that's really helping out our 1-legged brothers much!!!

 

[LowDownDave]

Damn... what a letdown. Just did a google search to find Full Quill Ostrich boots.

I was picturing something more along the lines of what you see below.

Hmmm... Ostrich boots or a couple of Stingrays...

It's a toughy!

 

[Golem]

Certainly, at least the women you encounter should not even have to ask. It's just science, the physics of empty closet space. Ask a woman "Why so many shoes? hats? diamonds?". It's perfectly natural. Nature abhors a vaccuum. And the guys? Just talk inches, attack, output, tools, and other dick-measuring jargon. Their confusion will evaporate.

 

[Golem]

18 basses - 2 already had = 16 basses

3 horses had - 0 horses now = 3 horses sold

therefore assume money from 3 horses used to buy 16 basses

average value each horse = 5.33333333 basses


Your arithmetic is correct, but your data is deficient. You forgot to minus one wife. A horse has zero value. It's an expense, not an asset. Even sold for cash [or crops] you don't get return-on-investment, you're just cutting your losses.

Using all my fingers and thumbs, I get:
average value each wife = 16.0101 basses

 

[arrowheadguitar]

18 basses - 2 already had = 16 basses

3 horses had - 0 horses now = 3 horses sold

therefore assume money from 3 horses used to buy 16 basses

average value each horse = 5.33333333 basses


Your arithmetic is correct, but your data is deficient. You forgot to minus one wife. A horse has zero value. It's an expense, not an asset. Even sold for cash [or crops] you don't get return-on-investment, you're just cutting your losses.

Using all my fingers and thumbs, I get:
average value each wife = 16.0101 basses

ah, that must apply to fiancees too then, I have one ex wife, one ex-fiancee and 30 basses ..


P.

 

[Beth]

Ahh, I've always wanted to be a kept man!

Aziah? Beth? Tiffles? LisaIs? Who's pulling down the big coin?

Ha ha, now that I got rid of that stinky husband o mine I can afford nicer shoes since I'm not spending all my hard-earned money on bass equipment, tee hee! AND, he left me the bass rig, LOL! Who came out on top in this one???

 

[shamus63]

Ha ha, now that I got rid of that stinky husband o mine I can afford nicer shoes since I'm not spending all my hard-earned money on bass equipment, tee hee! AND, he left me the bass rig, LOL! Who came out on top in this one???

Bad-ass Beth strikes again!

 

[SteveB]

Ha ha, now that I got rid of that stinky husband o mine I can afford nicer shoes since I'm not spending all my hard-earned money on bass equipment, tee hee! AND, he left me the bass rig, LOL! Who came out on top in this one???

So we're good then, Beth?

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Damn it Beth...that reminded me. My ex still has my Ampeg over at her house.

 

[Beth]

>: ) No, really I told him "come down and get your ****" and he told me that the rig was mine. YEEEOOOW!

It's all good, Steve B, ain't it?

 

[TSanders]

What kind of rig was it Beth??

I still want to see pics of the SR with the abalone guard. I have a white Sterling comin, that may get an abalone pg.

 

[SteveB]

It's all good, Steve B, ain't it?

Yes it is, but I'm still waiting to be kept!

(One might say, "Waiting for yo' dough". You may groan now.)

 

[Beth]

Yes it is, but I'm still waiting to be kept!

(One might say, "Waiting for yo' dough". You may groan now.)

*groan*

 

[Beth]

What kind of rig was it Beth??

I still want to see pics of the SR with the abalone guard. I have a white Sterling comin, that may get an abalone pg.

Carvin redline 600, w/ 2 x 2x10 & 1x15 cab

Gotta find some good light to take the pic of the white SR5 with abalone guard -- when I get home from work now its dark!

Just uploaded my Asia photos last night. Now I gotta figure out some way to post them online. Does anyone know of a good webphoto site?

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Yes it is, but I'm still waiting to be kept!

(One might say, "Waiting for yo' dough". You may groan now.)

Go to Match.com and do a milf search....it's better than eBay.

 

[SteveB]

Go to Match.com and do a milf search....it's better than eBay.

Haha! Thanks, Dude. Actually, I'm happily married so it's all talk. But that wife of mine *is* finishing her doctorate as I type. She'll be defending her dissertation in November or December.

Then I plan to retire...

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Does anyone know of a good webphoto site?

http://www.photobucket.com/

Either that or email pics to me at [email protected] and I'll be happy to post for you.

 

[Beth]

Hey Steves

Which is better? Photobucket or Webshots? They both cost $25 annually for the premium account, which I of course need. Imported over 300 pics last night, along with videos (have footage of guy trying to commit suicide by jumping off of the top of a building across from our hotel in Shanghai *shudder*)

I need your vote! Let me know so I can sign up!
-Beth