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[phatduckk]

i plug in a Sterling (insert fav bass here) and at it rocks. feels great, sounds great - it rocks. plug in another one and oh look - that one rocks too. Both bass' necks feel the same - Fender cant do that.

Theyre high quality instruments at a great price

 

[Strangeglow]

Without my Balls, I'm just an ordinary man.

 

[Sherry SK8]

From 'Juke Box hero" to "Post Box Nickels"

Actually we were interested in promoting the MusicMan brand more than strings. so you don't need to be flogging 'balls' anymore, just flog Music Man instead.

Now there's a challenge! let's see you artsies come up with a double entendre for Music Man! I like all the contributions and koogie should get a post box to collect his nickels. He could have had enough for a Starbucks Latte by now. This inspired a poem:

"Oh pride doth goeth before the fall,
let this be a lesson to us all,
be not ungrateful for your gig at Ernie Ball,
'lest ye find yourself as a barista who loudly calls:
'Would you like your Latte short or tall?"

My personal favorites so far are the Planet of the Apes pic and most of the comments about how much people love Music Man and don't worry about the ball jokes, if you're inspired about your balls, thats just a healthy part of growing up.

Of course, us women would be too sophisticated and mature to make such silly jokes about balls. For example:

I am Women, here my roar!
In numbers too big to ignore
I don't live in shopping malls
but I still love a Music man with awesome balls.

Other pop favorites:

I've looked at balls from both sides now
from back to front and still somehow
It's slinky balls that I recall
I really do love balls - after all

So here's the challenge all you artsy song writer types: Pop favorites promoting the brand and I will work on my rap.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Of course, us women would be too sophisticated and mature to make such%2

Last time I checked Beth was a woman and only a woman would say this.

my Balls like to be popped and slapped

Will think of some MM ones...more of a challenge.

 

[Big Poppa]

how about

my Balls like to be popped and slapped

Beth What a coincidence! Mine like to be popped and slapped too!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Melts in your mouth not in your hands....MM is harder to come up with something than "Balls".

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Who wants to Photoshop a Bongo in this pic?

 

[bovinehost]

Beth What a coincidence! Mine like to be popped and slapped too!

I was going to ask if you popped Brian and slapped Scotty, but then I thought, "No, Jack, you need to do what you've been doing and just stay clear of this."

So that's what I'm doing.

Yup.

 

[syciprider]

Play it again Sam, but use a Music Man.

 

[Dr Stankface]

I've tried every bass I can, but I come back to Music Man.

 

[tkarter]

What I know is we all say what we say at any given time. Drunk, sober or otherwise.

We all may have regrets over posts we have made on this forum.

In the end the simple deduction is we all love our Music Man bass or guitar.

We are of like mind but not really.


tk needs a beating so get after it you MM loving idiots.

tk

 

[midopa]

shipoopi shipoopi no tone's too hard to get

 

[SteveB]

Is this what SK8 wants?

There's a lady who's sure
Bongo in Desert Gold,
Single H
Leads to MusicMan Heaven...

When she gets there she knows
If the GC's are closed
She can email the Dude or DuBaldo
Oooh, ooh, ooh and she's buying a Desert Gold Bongo

 

[Sherry SK8]

There's a lady who's sure
Bongo in Desert Gold,
Single H
Leads to MusicMan Heaven...

When she gets there she knows
If the GC's are closed
She can email the Dude or DuBaldo
Oooh, ooh, ooh and she's buying a Desert Gold Bongo

Perfect!!!!