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whitestrat

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C'mon guys... lets show how sick we really are. I'm so addicted that I...

1. Want to sell all my other guitars to buy more balls.
2. Never play anything else except my balls.
3. Am attracted first and foremost in a guitar shop to the ball section and nothing else until my appetite is sated.

Anymore???:D
 

koogie2k

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Moyock, NC
1. When the local GC calls me to tell me some new balls arrived.
2. Getting rid of the wife....not the balls.
3. Having Pete on speed dial.

Those are all true for me anyway.
 

frankiman

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Toronto, ON
when after playing it for hours you go to sleep and you dream you are playing it

when you wait the whole year for your year end bonus and say f#ck my retirement savings, I want a Ball
 

Sweat

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Texas Finally!
C'mon guys... lets show how sick we really are. I'm so addicted that I...

1. Want to sell all my other guitars to buy more balls.
2. Never play anything else except my balls.
3. Am attracted first and foremost in a guitar shop to the ball section and nothing else until my appetite is sated.

Anymore???:D

These posts pretty much sum it up, start with yours,

1. All ready did that along time ago
2. All I do since I did the first
3. All i look at either on line or in the local GC.



1. When the local GC calls me to tell me some new balls arrived.
2. Getting rid of the wife....not the balls.
3. Having Pete on speed dial.

Those are all true for me anyway.

Koogs all true but number 2 for me wife stays but she supports my habit:D

Own such good instruments even though I can barely play

And the best, cant play for chit but have the best guitars in the world:D
 

Dizzy

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Aug 18, 2006
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Perth, Western Australia
1. When you sell your ASS to fund your addiction.

2. When you get the strong urge to try anAL.

3. When you realise you enjoy looking at pics of other Men's balls.
 
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paulstew64

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Jan 7, 2008
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Appleton, Cheshire
Every time you think guitars you drool for one of everything - all balls... and in virtually every colour especially the BFR range!

You're also addicted because you can't stay off this site and the first place you go is the For Sale area!

Have a great day

Paul

Radiance red Luke
 

Sigmunds Couch

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Pensacola, FL
When you go on vacation or a business trip you check the EBMM dealer locator for the nearest Ball store.

Your wife/girlfriend sleeps in a "That Top Sucks" shirt
 
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Shadowbox

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Sep 21, 2008
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Columbus, OH
when you have one on order and every time the phone rings you wonder if it's the news that it has arrived...and are then irritated to find that's only a loved one calling to check in!
 
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