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Your blues name

Fat Fingers McGee

According to that theory...

However, everyone knows me as

Proffessor Jimmy B Love, Funky Funkmaster of the Grand Order of Funksters...

:D
 
Skinny Bad Boy Dupree :D

I don't know if I could use that as a blues name but it would be one heck of a name should I become a Pimp
 
Fat Foot Bradley???????? Sounds like a third division footballer.
I guess I'd have to be the one it didn't work for.
 
Blind Money McGhee.

Well, not quite as good as my "Porno Name" or "Soap Opera" names. Scooter Smith and Bryan Providence, respectively.

--scottie
 
Oh boy.

T.J.S. are my initials... although I have another middle name so it's one of these two:

Big Fingers Davis

-OR-

Big Liver Fingers Davis

Yowza.
 
Texas Bones Washington here for all your international CS needs :D
 
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