Songs you cannot stand

[Beth]

We haven't seen "Responsible Parent" yet.... I wonder if the new record will be about taking care of babies...

 

[Jodizzle]

Maybe she'll do a special CD/DVD album and include a Driver's Ed Training course for toddlers!!

 

[francric]

hahahaha

Dyer Maker by Led Zeppelin. That song makes me want to gargle toilet water

That "we built this city" song by Jefferson Starship makes me want to light myself on fire

I can't stand that song "don't worry, be happy".........makes me want to hit the guy singing it with a frying pan........... it always comes on when I'm not in the mood to be happy.


Sub, LMAO...................

 

[Sub1 Zero]

I'd rather eat spaghetti from a colostomy bag than listen to Alanis Morissette

 

[Jodizzle]

I'd rather eat spaghetti from a colostomy bag than listen to Alanis Morissette

Brilliant word picture! You should do it with one hand in your pocket

 

[DarthSarahmus]

Ah, serious and lame Alanis sucks but I do recommend her rendition of The Black Eyed Peas "My Humps". A great song that explores the glory of "humps" and "lovely lady lumps".

 

[Sub1 Zero]

That "Go home get stoned" song thats on the radio all the time sickens me

 

[andynpeters]

Whitney Houston screaming "I will always love you"


......and Elton John's entire output

 

[73h Nils]

Any DragonForce. Simply for the fact someone who has no idea of what "talent" is will say something like "These guys are fast, therefore they are good" when a song is playing... Hilarious band (studio-wise), they're just SO SLOPPY. Can't even play a sweep

 

[Sub1 Zero]

^ I hear they are pretty nasty live

 

[Phrat]

What a fun thread that could go on until the every end of time itself.

My selections (cos you cant just pick one) would be...

- Anything by the Arctic Monkeys/Razorlight/The Kooks..you get the picture.
- Any song from an artist or artists that have "Vs" or "featuring" in there name.
- 95% of anything that makes it onto an "Ibiza Anthems" compilation
- That stoopid The Frey song that gets played on Uk radio every 10 seconds and the guy sounds like he cant be arsed to finish a word..aaarrrggghhhh

 

[RitchieDarling]

Everything that Bob Seger has ever recorded. Future releases as well........

Sorry to our Southern friends. But, Lynyrd Skynyrd and The Allman Brothers make me want to poke my eardrums out with a rusty fork............

Ritchie

 

[EBMM7181]

Everything that Bob Seger has ever recorded. Future releases as well........

Sorry to our Southern friends. But, Lynyrd Skynyrd and The Allman Brothers make me want to poke my eardrums out with a rusty fork............

Ritchie

Southern friends ??? Are you referring to ME???


Come on Ritchie, Sweet Melissa is a great song!

 

[Beth]

"Simple Man" is a rockin' song too...

But this thread is titled "Songs you cannot stand" so mine for this week is "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult. Dumb dumb dumb.

 

[RitchieDarling]

Come on Ritchie, Sweet Melissa is a great song!

"Simple Man" is a rockin' song too....

Let's just agree to disagree, eh? Both of those songs give me gas.

In fact, all "Southern Rock" makes me cringe. It's just country with a distortion pedal.

And the "singer" from Molly Hatchet sounds like Fozzie Bear.

Ritchie

 

[Beth]

I know you are all going to hate me for saying this, but anything Frank Zappa has ever done makes me want to eat packing peanuts until I explode. "Experimental" just doesn't do it for me. *ducking*

 

[adouglas]

Come on Ritchie, Sweet Melissa is a great song!

....horribly sung.

I went through a Southern Rock phase about 25 years ago. The one band that has stuck with me ever since is the Allman Brothers. I do love me some Allmans, especially the early stuff. But the vocal on that song makes me cringe. Out of key, wandering all over the place...eechhhhhh.

 

[adouglas]

I know you are all going to hate me for saying this, but anything Frank Zappa has ever done makes me want to eat packing peanuts until I explode. "Experimental" just doesn't do it for me. *ducking*

Okay, Frank's out there.

But I love "Cheepnis."

 

[RitchieDarling]

I know you are all going to hate me for saying this, but anything Frank Zappa has ever done makes me want to eat packing peanuts until I explode. "Experimental" just doesn't do it for me. *ducking*

Yeah, there's some seriously bad Frank stuff out there.......

R

 

[tiffles]

"who let the freaking dogs out"

" the ketchup song" ... i mean... are we all on drugs that it becomes a hit?...no one actually knew the lyrics but they still tried to sing along as they danced the funny bow legged chicken dance.


this is so fun.