Songs you cannot stand

[Lucious]

this one hurts

"Your beautiful"-James Blunt. I need a Blunt object to my skull when I accidentally catch THAT one. hahaha The only time that tune is relevant is during the scene in the movie Hostel when the guy takes the blowtorch to that poor girls eye! hahaha Ouch!
I know these are all cheap shots and some people LOVE these songs but damn.. anything that repeats over and over and over again..
"Sugar sugar" by the Archies, another classic and any Bobby Sherman ( Iam REALLY dating myself here) "Julie Julie Julie do ya love me"
AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !! HELP! I can hear it. haha
Have a nice day
Lucious-child of the 60's and 70's

 

[DaveB]

JAMES BLUNT - god dont get me started.

That guy used to be a soldier - protecting the Queen, fighting in Kosovo....

...and now he produces such whiney, droney sh*t. Man where have your balls gone.

"I'll never be with you" - boo frickity hoo


There's a bullet somewhere with his name on it - please someone find it!

Dave

 

[andynpeters]

You all seem very angry about these poor people!! ....wanting to cut your toes off indeed!

Fortunately the radio comes with an off switch (or as I like to call it the Elton John switch) to spare you all this grief and heartache.

Re- read an old "Guitarist" mag today in which Steve Lukather was talking about how much Elvis Costello had always despised Toto. One man's meat......

Strange thing how all these universally hated songs seem to sell so many copies.

 

[jongitarz]

500 Miles (I'm gonna be) Please shoot me. Really.

 

[jongitarz]

"Your beautiful"-James Blunt. I need a Blunt object to my skull when I accidentally catch THAT one. hahaha The only time that tune is relevant is during the scene in the movie Hostel when the guy takes the blowtorch to that poor girls eye! hahaha Ouch!
I know these are all cheap shots and some people LOVE these songs but damn.. anything that repeats over and over and over again..
"Sugar sugar" by the Archies, another classic and any Bobby Sherman ( Iam REALLY dating myself here) "Julie Julie Julie do ya love me"
AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !! HELP! I can hear it. haha
Have a nice day
Lucious-child of the 60's and 70's

Oh yes....That Blunt song drives me NUTS!! OK Steve, how about Yummy Yummy Yummy?
Tommy Rowe? Ay yi yi

 

[robelinda2]

+1 for the Blunt tune, ANY Blunt tune. It sells as there are a few girls in the world. Just a few. I even watched some of the Oprah interview with Blunt, he was very boring!!!!!!!!

 

[Sub1 Zero]

Escape by Rupert Holmes (the pina colada song)..... I seriously want to punch the radio through the dash when I hear this song

 

[adouglas]

"Your beautiful"-James Blunt. I need a Blunt object to my skull when I accidentally catch THAT one.

Heh heh....have you seen the comic strip "Bassist Wanted"?

There's a whole sequence about that song and how inescapable it is. REALLY good.

Check it out:

http://bassistwanted.com/strips/yourebeautiful/

 

[Lucious]

Rupert

"If you like p*nis-colitus" ahahhahaaha
Makes me sound like Bob Dylan hahaha
L.

 

[Sub1 Zero]

I actually heard the same thing..... with a whole gang of other dirty lines to follow

 

[jongitarz]

"If you like p*nis-colitus" ahahhahaaha
Makes me sound like Bob Dylan hahaha
L.

Thanks, Steve...Now that "song" is in my head

 

[SteveB]

but damn.. anything that repeats over and over and over again..

Beatles, Number Nine?

Continuing the wang-chunging:

That theme song from the "Dirty Dancing" movie.. 'time of my life' or something?
Ugh!

"Sometimes When We Touch" - Dan Hill -> worse than having your Wang Chung'd.

Anything by Richard Marx. No denying the guy's talented.. but one of his talents is making crap records.

 

[muggsy]

500 Miles (I'm gonna be) Please shoot me. Really.

Oh, yeah, that song is awful. The Proclaimers. James Blunt is another one. My wife and I have some common ground in our musical tastes, but she likes both of those and they drive me nuts.

 

[Fred E.]

"If you like p*nis-colitus" ahahhahaaha
Makes me sound like Bob Dylan hahaha
L.

That's a completely different thread. For about 20 years I thought the lyrics to "Lodi" by CCR were: "Oh lord, sucking on an old diaphragm." Kind of made the song happen for me. Earlier in this thread, someone mentioned "Blinded By The Light"--on the Manfred Mann cover I thought the lyric was: "Wrapped up like a douche...."

Sorry, I'll stop before hijacking any further.

 

[pjc812]

I think it's easier to just name genres and bands so here goes.

Boy bands
rap or any other kind of ghetto trash
Blink 182
Nickel Crack
Linkin Fart and other so-called "heavy" bands
disco
schmaltz-ey stuff (i.e. Celine Dion, Avril Levigne)

 

[Lucious]

I got a classic

Once again i am dating myself. The CONVOY song, "breaker 1 nine"-
"we gotta might convoy" etc.. hahaha AWFUL!
OK
"Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?? " hahahaha
That was my wifes.
L.

 

[grumpyoldman]

Oh gawd, not C W McCall!

Don't forget Carl Douglas and his one hit wonder (as in we all wonder why it was a hit), Kung Foo Fighting....

I'm ashamed to say we play that song almost every gig...the things we have to do to play out....

 

[JMB27]

that Titanic song that Celine sang .... even though my wife loves it, I cringe every time I hear it

 

[Jodizzle]

I do b'leeb Ryon sent me somethin yesterday. I'm just stirring the pot a little bit because that's what I do when I need a nap.


BTW, if you made it into my NAMM vid, you're famous!
http://www.dubaldomusic.com/EBMMlinks/NAMM07.mpg

Pete! I know Ryon will take good care of ya He sits about five feet away from me, so I'll make sure of it!

As for your NAMM video .. I think I noticed my shy and embaraased face. I think I was the first girl you passed with the camera ..
don't let the black wig and leather jacket fool you. Hahaha
When I become famous I'll be sure to mention my 3 second moment of glory on the Dubaldo NAMM video. hehe

 

[mbgreene]

OK

If you want to combine whiny singers and the 70's, the worst hit song of all time is.............

Seasons in the Sun

Please, just stop singing about it and die already......................