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TylerDowBryant
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the guitarist has to show him how first.
One, but the guitarist has to show him how first.
shamus63
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Predictable comment.
TNT
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Hah, hah, hah, nothin' wrong with that comment James!!!
You know darn tootin' well we guitarists are very patient with you bass players.
Why, when we're already to play - YOU'RE still tunin' up! Then to add insult to injury, after we start the song, YOU pick up your beer!!!
LOL
You know darn tootin' well we guitarists are very patient with you bass players.
Why, when we're already to play - YOU'RE still tunin' up! Then to add insult to injury, after we start the song, YOU pick up your beer!!!
LOL
shamus63
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Hah, hah, hah, nothin' wrong with that comment James!!!
You know darn tootin' well we guitarists are very patient with you bass players.
Why, when we're already to play - YOU'RE still tunin' up! Then to add insult to injury, after we start the song, YOU pick up your beer!!!
LOL
This, coming from a guy who spends 1/2 an hour at a jam night dialing in his sound...and still not getting it.
BTW, the songs that I pick up my beer on are guitar and/or drum starters...plenty of time for a swig or two.
Tim O'Sullivan
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Bass players are not your problem, its the drummers you want to worry about!
MrMusashi
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you can tell if a bass player respects you by looking at which amp he places his beer
MrM
MrM
shamus63
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you can tell if a bass player respects you by looking at which amp he places his beer
MrM
Now *that's* funny!
Cheers!
bovinehost
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Okay, how many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to actually change the bulb and nine to stand around and talk about how they could have done it better.
Ten. One to actually change the bulb and nine to stand around and talk about how they could have done it better.
TylerDowBryant
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't bother. Just leave it out...No one will notice
Don't bother. Just leave it out...No one will notice
TNT
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Tyler, you got me started on "light bulbs"!!
Ok, here goes.
Question: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb??
Answer: none
Reason: (bass player speaking ) "what's a light bulb"???
Note: James, don't take it personally!! I know you know what a light bulb is!! You're just not sure when it's out or not.LOL
Just kiddinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Ok, here goes.
Question: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb??
Answer: none
Reason: (bass player speaking ) "what's a light bulb"???
Note: James, don't take it personally!! I know you know what a light bulb is!! You're just not sure when it's out or not.LOL
Just kiddinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
TNT
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Hey Jack,
That's not fair!!!! This is "our" thread!!!
This is for building up "our" self esteem that has been torn down over the years by (yeah, you guessed it)!!
This is for us finally being able to show "our" undying, dedicated, loyal devotion and care for our bass brothers (who by the way don't d...........e it.) But, you didn't hear it from me.
So, as guitarists, being the very mature artists that we are, we will rise above that, and continue to defend their bass honor on this thread!!
shamus63
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Beach Radio
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Two bass players decide to go to the north country on vacation. Having never been there they decide they would like to try ice fishing. So they head to the local Wal-Mart and buy a bunch of ice fishing gear, pack up the SUV, and head north.
Once in the north country, they get on the ice and start drilling a hole. All of a sudden, a loud booming voice comes from up above: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE HERE!" The bass players jump back and look around - no one is anywhere near them. They are horribly spooked but decide to move to a different location on the ice and try again.
Once they start drilling their new hole in the ice though, a loud booming voice comes from up above: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE HERE!"
The bass players jump back again - no one is around - they are really scared now. They decide to move and try once more.
They start drilling again - and all of a sudden the loud booming voice comes from up above: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE HERE! THIS IS THE SKATING RINK MANAGER - LEAVE NOW OR WE WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!!!!"
Once in the north country, they get on the ice and start drilling a hole. All of a sudden, a loud booming voice comes from up above: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE HERE!" The bass players jump back and look around - no one is anywhere near them. They are horribly spooked but decide to move to a different location on the ice and try again.
Once they start drilling their new hole in the ice though, a loud booming voice comes from up above: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE HERE!"
The bass players jump back again - no one is around - they are really scared now. They decide to move and try once more.
They start drilling again - and all of a sudden the loud booming voice comes from up above: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE HERE! THIS IS THE SKATING RINK MANAGER - LEAVE NOW OR WE WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!!!!"
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Quarter
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LoL ... there goes my morning cup of coffee ...
shamus63
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