PUBLIC PETITION: (stay right where you are bp!!!)

[cyoungnashville]

dearest B.P.,

i would love to see you and your camera crew, but you cant come if you are gonna try to take my gamechanger back to s.l.o. with you on your fancy, flying, time traveling, people mover. how do you expect me to ever go back to old life, 2010 b.g.c.??? its cruel, its unusual, its beyond punishment. my pleas have fallen upon the deaf ears of your lynch-men mercenaries, so i have been left with no other alternative than to launch a public petition for an official pardon / stay of bass tone execution. all in favor of the gamechanger staying in nashville (where it is obviously needed the most, and makes me the happiest), instead of being sent to an embarrassing public molestation at namm, please sign below. i thank you, and my inconveniently vacationing psychologist thanks you. (everyone who signs gets a free hot dog.)

 

[strummer]

Signed

 

[funkymofo]

I say we put in a neutral venue to avoid any damaging conflicts.

I'd suggest somewhere like, i dunno - London?

 

[Oldtoe]

And to think I was worried about you, Craig...

Heh

 

[nurnay]

Send it here!

 

[lowliferumble]

What Lord Bongo said!

 

[rizzo9247]

Hahaha signed!

 

[Colin]

I loved the lynch-men mercenaries line , the EBMM staff are the most polite and helpful people. Signed

 

[Duarte]

Free hotdog does sound appealing ...

 

[MattOfSweden]

Mmmmmm, tasty hot dog - signed!

 

[Rano Bass]

dearest B.P.,

i have been left with no other alternative than to launch a public petition for an official pardon / stay of bass tone execution. all in favor of the gamechanger staying in nashville (where it is obviously needed the most, and makes me the happiest), instead of being sent to an embarrassing public molestation at namm, please sign below.

I actually would love to see the gamechanger at namm

Sorry Craig, we all deserve a little of what you experienced

 

[cyoungnashville]

I loved the lynch-men mercenaries line , the EBMM staff are the most polite and helpful people. Signed

he has a group of liquored up, muscle car driving, demon possessed hell hounds that you dont know about. they've disguise themselves as a competitive smoke bbq team, but that aint a pig they just dug a hole for and buried in the desert, that was the last guy that tried to make a run for it with the gamechanger prototype. by the way, i hear dream theatre is looking for a new guitar player.

 

[TheAntMan]

i hear dream theatre is looking for a new guitar player.

LMAO!!!

Signed!

btw, mustard and relish please

--Ant

 

[Lynottfan]

Go easy on the source man! (but hey I still signed )

 

[Aussie Mark]

What's the length of the hot dog?

 

[Sweat]

Craig u are crazy cool Signed, especially since I aint got no NAMM ticket

Now hot dog, chili cheese please

 

[ivbenaplayin]

What's the length of the hot dog?

i believe it to be a 34" long-scale...

 

[projectapollo]

I'd come to see it in Nashville. You playing out anywhere with it?
Can I get the hot dog at the show?

 

[mynan]

That color must really suit you...Signed.

 

[Manfloozy]

Signed, especially until I can make a road trip to Nashvegas! .