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Big Poppa said:
I have nothing good to say about Nick Sterling or his parents. They seem t collect endorsements.
Is his real name Sterling, or is that just a ploy in hopes that you'd be more readily moved to give him a bass?
 
Big Poppa said:
I have nothing good to say about Nick Sterling or his parents. They seem t collect endorsements.

I think Nick Sterling should be on a Pantene commercial...
 
pantene-conditioner.jpg
 
bovinehost said:
Funny last name, too.

Add an I at the end of Nick and he's a porn star obsessed with plastic surgery.



Not that the CodeMonkey knows anything about anything, especially porn stars names...
 
tkarter said:
I can play the three notes I know really fast.

tk
Reminds me of an interview I read w/ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons. When asked the secret of their long term success, he replied, "We never learned a 4th chord."
 
Big Poppa said:
I have nothing good to say about Nick Sterling or his parents. They seem t collect endorsements.

He deserves SOMETHING for having a mouth larger than Steven Tyler's.:D :eek:

I always thought he was a little fishy.
 
Jazzbassman23 said:
Reminds me of an interview I read w/ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons. When asked the secret of their long term success, he replied, "We never learned a 4th chord."


I won't go so far as that is me, but I will say I don't tend to over play anything.

I am not a rising star for sure. LOL But I look good playing that SR5. :)


tk
 
"there's no money above the 5th fret"
john & john

i find that the fast playing is a better value, offering me substantially more music in a smaller package, the music to time ratio is by far greater. it's like condensed soup. get the fast playing cd, add water. and it's a fantastic meal...


ok, enough vodka for me..................


buy my bongo.
 
tkarter said:
I won't go so far as that is me, but I will say I don't tend to over play anything.
I am not a rising star for sure. LOL But I look good playing that SR5. :)
tk
My sig says it all for me ...
 
82Daion said:
He deserves SOMETHING for having a mouth larger than Steven Tyler's.:D :eek:

I always thought he was a little fishy.

WHOA just found this bloke's website....he looks like the b*asturd love child of Steve Tyler and all of the Hanson band, what happened there????:D Oh god maybe he is the acceptable face of the Hanson family - scary remind for our time.......
 
Steve Dude Barr said:
I do all my best work above the 5th fret so eat me...I'm an apple...be an orange if you want...

Don't "fret" about it. :p Last night I was playin the Bongo, in the dark and I was a buzz saw...... had a great time...fast is good, less is more...long notes, short notes...it's ALL good...
 
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CodeMonkey said:
Add an I at the end of Nick and he's a porn star obsessed with plastic surgery.



Not that the CodeMonkey knows anything about anything, especially porn stars names...

You mean those aren't real? My entire world view has been crushed.....by a monkey. :(
 
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