A Beginner's Guide To Wonderwipes

[azzy_wazzy]

We decided to re-string the Albert Lee this morning, and take the opportunity to photograph a demonstration of the miraculous Wonder Wipes. I've posted this on the bass side, but due to the Albert content, thought you guys might enjoy it as well

Ah hem - may I please welcome my beautiful assistant Trevor!

The newly de-strung AL ready for wipeage! (By the way, the whole locking tuner thing confused me until I realised how they worked - story for another thread)

Hmmm Fretboard Conditioner - I wonder what this does?

Mmmm orangey goodness!

The wipes working their magic

Ooooh birdseye

What a gorgeous neck!

Ewwwww grubby wipe!

Trev follows up on his promise to attempt to try and eat a Wonder Wipe - eeeep - no, not a dirty one!

Polish Wipes in action:

Man I love Cherry Burst!

My turn to demo the string wipes!

TA-DAAAAAAAH!

Magical

Needless to say, Kids, Don't Try This At Home!!!!

 

[NorM]

Needless to say, Kids, Don't Try This At Home!!!!

I wanna try this at home.

 

[andynpeters]

What's all this obsession with cleaning??If you lose the filth you lose the mojo (same rule applies with fridges, cookers and baths as far as I'm concerned)

 

[BigTony]

What's all this obsession with cleaning??If you lose the filth you lose the mojo (same rule applies with fridges, cookers and baths as far as I'm concerned)

Eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuw!

 

[azzy_wazzy]

We feel like we owe it to the forumites who saved our guitars to keep them in as good a condition as possible

We took the pics and pulled the silly faces to try and raise a laugh - we wanted to try and raise a smile as over on the bass side particularly, I think some of the guys need it!

We completely get your point - but we don't gig at the moment, so there's no real opportunity to get mojo on them - only dust!

 

[Axilla]

The mojo lies within'

What's all this obsession with cleaning??If you lose the filth you lose the mojo (same rule applies with fridges, cookers and baths as far as I'm concerned)

MY MAN !

...ok, ok... my Silo neck is clean now it got completely redressed for refretting... but the HARDWARE !!! Haw haw haw

 

[fogman]

LOL!!!!

Good show guys!
You should make that a power point presentation.

 

[andynpeters]

We completely get your point - but we don't gig at the moment, so there's no real opportunity to get mojo on them - only dust!

Don't worry about that, you can still add mojo to your guitars.

Merely rub them with Mojo Juice, an expertly blended mixture of human sweat, nicotine and beer available for $39.95 from your local Fender dealer.

Or Custom Shop Signature Mojo Juice which also contains sweat and skin cells donated by famous guitarists only$99.95

 

[JSX]

Don't worry about that, you can still add mojo to your guitars.

Merely rub them with Mojo Juice, an expertly blended mixture of human sweat, nicotine and beer available for $39.95 from your local Fender dealer.

Or Custom Shop Signature Mojo Juice which also contains sweat and skin cells donated by famous guitarists only$99.95

(cough, cough) ri...ght?...

 

[francric]

So, you used the fretboard conditioner on the back of the neck??? This is ok????

 

[azzy_wazzy]

So, you used the fretboard conditioner on the back of the neck??? This is ok????

Yep - for maple, you have to wipe the excess off after a few minutes, as unlike rosewood, there's no pores (so someone from EB said - I forget who) - and they can be used on fretboard and neck - which is great as I was really concerned about finding a way to clean it!

The only no-no, according to the pack, is lacquered necks. Rosewood, ebony etc are all ok along with maple.

Plus they smell wicked

 

[robelinda2]

thanks guys that was great!!!!!!!! you gotta take great care of your balls, i love cleaning mine. love a nice shiny ball to wrap my hands around and twang a little.

 

[Bungo]

Wow! A new career in infommercials awaits I think!

I shall follow your advice and give my rather grubby Mystic Dream JP a good seeing to tomorrow! (Oo-err missus!)

(OT: BTW How are you enjoying the end of the season? UP was rocking today. First half an hour was absolutely amazing! Noble goal was pure class )

 

[candid_x]

Nice job, Azzy. Thanks!

 

[Scruffbag]

thanks guys that was great!!!!!!!! you gotta take great care of your balls, i love cleaning mine. love a nice shiny ball to wrap my hands around and twang a little.

I totally agree mate these guitars are special in my opinion so I should try and keep mine gorgeous...and they play as good as they look (well...they would with a better player than me )

 

[Scruffbag]

Wow! A new career in infommercials awaits I think!

I shall follow your advice and give my rather grubby Mystic Dream JP a good seeing to tomorrow! (Oo-err missus!)

he he...just don't do any damage to yourself

Hammers wise...we are loving the fact that only us and the top 4 have managed 6 wins in 8 this season...Woooo....The last two games have been wicked and Tevez is on the way to becoming the next Dicanio! Just hope the PL don't reverse their points decision!!!

Back to the thread tho...Wonder Wipes are cool...makes a real difference and kind of gives you that "New Guitar" feeling all over again well done EBMM

 

[Spudmurphy]

Just hope the PL don't reverse their points decision!!!

Back to the thread tho...Wonder Wipes are cool...makes a real difference and kind of gives you that "New Guitar" feeling all over again well done EBMM

Good one the AL looks spanking !!


Hammers are damn lucky with that points decision - someone is looking after them!!

 

[G_Evolution]

Any idea where i can get wonder wipes in the UK?

 

[Purple ASS]

Any idea where i can get wonder wipes in the UK?

Right here: StringsDirect.co.uk » Ernie Ball Wonder Wipes

 

[G_Evolution]

Right here: StringsDirect.co.uk » Ernie Ball Wonder Wipes

Cheers Kev - just ordered some string wipes!

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