A Visit To Guitar Center

[bovinehost]

If dreams came true, I'd have bricks and mortar and really excellent espresso for the walk-ins and keep up the internet sales, too, because I think you're exactly right.

And two or three rehearsal rooms, too. Drums, guitar amps, maybe a rudimentary PA for vocals, because we all know that you don't really know what a bass is going to do until you play it in a band situation.

And a setup guy because who wants to buy a bass that isn't set up properly?

And some basses with FLATS, too, because we are many, even if no retailer wants to admit it.

Also black light posters, because they're cool.

 

[midopa]

Rayan even signs his name "R"
The bass emporium is a good idea if you can pull it off. I think the internet bassed (pun intended) business is the way of the future though. Maybe the Virtual Bass Emporium?

Colin

Where you can click on pictures of basses and you'll hear the plucked notes. Ultimate interactivity!

 

[Rayan]

Rub-aDub-Dub ...

... Hey Colin, did you hear about that new pirate movie?
It's rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. ... Jack

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/R

 

[Colin]

If dreams came true, I'd have bricks and mortar and really excellent espresso for the walk-ins and keep up the internet sales, too, because I think you're exactly right.

And two or three rehearsal rooms, too. Drums, guitar amps, maybe a rudimentary PA for vocals, because we all know that you don't really know what a bass is going to do until you play it in a band situation.

And a setup guy because who wants to buy a bass that isn't set up properly?

And some basses with FLATS, too, because we are many, even if no retailer wants to admit it.

Also black light posters, because they're cool.

What about having regular clinics teaching kids how to slap Tool songs?

 

[tadawson]

What about having regular clinics teaching kids how to slap Tool songs?

I think thay have shots that can cure that now . . . . .

- Tim

 

[Rayan]

Everybody Needz At Least One Good Genie ...

... I really, in my secretest dreams want to open Bovine Bass Emporium ...

... I can't seem to find any money to do it with ...

... I think I'd be good at it ...

... Dude and Bovine's Bass Nirvana ...
... I wouldn't want to do it without Steebo ...

Jack

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/R

 

[Butterbass]

Looks like i just missed running into Lord Bovine! Oh well, maybe another time!

I think some sales guy tweaked the set up on that HH ray as well!!!

 

[Golem]

Sounds like a fun trip Jack. Me and the missus went to the Chamber of Commerce dinner tonight, black tie affair, but the food was good. I seen a fat guy play sax, that was about it…

It aint over til Jimmy the Pimp blows a stiff riff ......

 

[Golem]

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"Daddy - what'z a "KlusterFunk"?
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/R

It's three G-wankies all torturing strats at a GC on a satitty aftrenoon. Later, they will get a drumber who has neither time nor klew, and one of them will draw the straw shorts and be back to the GC to whine for a better price on an OLP SR5 ho, so they can be the openning act for some other klewless noise machine.

 

[Golem]

If dreams came true, I'd have bricks and mortar and really excellent espresso for the walk-ins and keep up the internet sales, too, because I think you're exactly right.

And two or three rehearsal rooms, too. Drums, guitar amps, maybe a rudimentary PA for vocals, because we all know that you don't really know what a bass is going to do until you play it in a band situation.

And a setup guy because who wants to buy a bass that isn't set up properly?

And some basses with FLATS, too, because we are many, even if no retailer wants to admit it.

Also black light posters, because they're cool.

Bizhours: Dusk to dawn, 365.

 

[Golem]

I think thay have shots that can cure that now . . . . .

- Tim

Street Sweeper. The new cure for klewlessness ,.....

 

[Mr Light]

The bad news is that Jeremy, aged four, now wants a Korg workstation.

You better get him started while he's showing interest... I wish someone would have supported me musically when I was little. I would've been a Bad Mo-Fo by now (or least further along the musical path than I am now).

But then, my first instrument was the drum set, so who knows. I may have been on the skins instead of funkin' it up like Louis Johnson.

 

[bovinehost]

I'm ready when he is.

He already has a cheapy Yamaha keyboard, a Dean playmate acoustic (it's a little bitty thing), a Squier Bullet bass and a Squier Strat single pickup jobby, all picked up on the cheap, mostly when Mars was going out of bidness.

And he's only four. I guess you can say I will encourage him!

 

[Golem]

I'm ready when he is.

He already has a cheapy Yamaha keyboard, a Dean playmate acoustic (it's a little bitty thing), a Squier Bullet bass and a Squier Strat single pickup jobby, all picked up on the cheap, mostly when Mars was going out of bidness.

And he's only four. I guess you can say I will encourage him!

Almost time to get him his own roll of chicken wire.

 

[oddjob]

a Dean playmate acoustic (it's a little bitty thing)

Does he show any interest in the Dean Girls???

 

[Mr Light]

I'm ready when he is.

He already has a cheapy Yamaha keyboard, a Dean playmate acoustic (it's a little bitty thing), a Squier Bullet bass and a Squier Strat single pickup jobby, all picked up on the cheap, mostly when Mars was going out of bidness.

And he's only four. I guess you can say I will encourage him!

Right On!

 

[tkarter]

Does he show any interest in the Dean Girls???

For Christ's sake he is 4 years old. Ask something reasonable when you ask a question.

tk

 

[shamus63]

For Christ's sake he is 4 years old. Ask something reasonable when you ask a question.

tk

I'm staying away from this one...but it is funny as hell!

 

[bovinehost]

Actually, winding up way off topic here, he has, since the tender age of two, absolutely loved Fear Factor. Which confused me, because he refused to watch the segments where they eat worms and baby ducks and scorpions and so on, but the rest of the show? Oh hell yes. He was in.

Finally, when he got a little bit older and could put sentences together, I asked him what he liked about Fear Factor since he covered his eyes during the eating weird stuff part.

"They girls are hot", he said.

Finally, I got it! They ARE hot, usually, and he was extremely attentive when they were in bathing suits!

Like his father, he has figured out early on that girls are not icky.

Who knew?

I like that boy.

Jack

 

[oddjob]

For Christ's sake he is 4 years old. Ask something reasonable when you ask a question.

tk

Step back and take a deep breath... joke here - duh!