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Help! A Woman's Sacrifice for her Husband...

I think I have lost my ever loving mind:eek:...I saw a 08, Tabacco Burst, EBMM ASS Sport on EBAY w/o Piezo:eek:. I immediately opened a credit card to purchase it, but then I thought to myself..."Self:rolleyes:, maybe you should ask the Mr. if he would like to have that EB. Then he will have TWO BALLS!!!" So before commiting, I ask a very Broad and general question to the Mr. and he stated he would prefer the Blue EB we saw on Line...so I didn't purchase it:(...

BUT SO HELP ME I WOULD HAVE!! I am addicted to BALLS:D!!! They are just sexy!!!
 
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That was going to be a whole new thread Mrs. V (:D) two balls in less than 7 days is crazy! The piezo is the only way to roll for me and that ASS didn't have it. For that price we could find some ASS' with piezo if we really wanted to go over the deep end. Thanks for even having such crazy idea!
 
Tobacco burst is one of my favorites....would love to have a quilted tobacoo burst Super Sport!

Mrs...you continually amaze!

Mr...congrats on winning the lottery! Dont play you say..no brotha...you won trust me.
 
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brokenvail said:
That was going to be a whole new thread Mrs. V (:D) two balls in less than 7 days is crazy! The piezo is the only way to roll for me and that ASS didn't have it. For that price we could find some ASS' with piezo if we really wanted to go over the deep end. Thanks for even having such crazy idea!
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You have to admit babe, that Tabacco was gorgeous!!! I am only sorry she didn't have the Piezo!!! It made me drool for sure!! Two BALLS in less than 7 days...yeah I would have to say that is pretty insane!!! :eek

You had me at Silhouette...You had me at Silhouette...
 
Mrs.Brokenvail said:
I think I have lost my ever loving mind:eek:...I saw a 08, Tabacco Burst, EBMM ASS Sport on EBAY w/o Piezo:eek:. I immediately opened a credit card to purchase it, but then I thought to myself..."Self:rolleyes:, maybe you ask the Mr. if he would to have that EB. Then he will have TWO BALLS!!!" So before commiting, I a general question to the Mr. and he stated he would prefer the Blue EB we saw on Line...so I didn't purchase it:(...

BUT SO HELP ME I WOULD HAVE!! I am addicted to BALLS:D!!! They are just sexy!!!
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Sorry to do this Mr. Brokenvail, but Mrs. Brokenvail... Will you marry me??!!??
 
redburst21 said:
u said no to a tobacco burst O? For the love of all that's holy!!! Have I taught u anything in all these yrs lol.....
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Dude you have made me laugh hard today! (and it's only 3 est) I am attaching pics of the guitars. The first one will be of the top. It's ugly. I mean this top suck! :D The second is of the big ding it has. No Piezo, big ding, bad price. Not a good combo...that's three strikes and the Devil Rays have won the ALCS :)
brasco68 said:
Mrs...you continually amaze!

Mr...congrats on winning the lottery! Dont play you say..no brotha...you won trust me.
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You are right, I hit the lottery everyday that I wake up man! Tomorrow makes three years that she said I do infront of Redburst and a bunch of other guitar players that all really need to be playing a Ball!

She tells me that the best is yet to come
 
JoeDogInKC said:
Sorry to do this Mr. Brokenvail, but Mrs. Brokenvail... Will you marry me??!!??
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No can do Joe...I LOVE MR. BROKENVAIL...I have loved him for 11 years. Since we dated way back in high school, I made a promise to him that I would buy him a guitar. Back them it was a Gibson, but having seen, touched and heard BALLS, I am hooked and wouldn't have it any other way...(Truth is, I am pretty lucky to have him :o )
 
Dang, ok...

Do you offer training services for those of us who don't have Mrs. Brokenvail's for wives? :D
 
LOL. I try otto, good thing it's free txting eh. As for Tampa bay, that's just a testiment to what removing the word devil from ur team can accomplish LOL. If they win it all they should b called the Tampa bay Jesus rays cuz it would b a miracle indeed lol. Would b a great story fo sho! Lol

Now go get a tobacco burst!!! LOL :)
 
brokenvail said:
Dude you have made me laugh hard today! (and it's only 3 est) I am attaching pics of the guitars. The first one will be of the top. It's ugly. I mean this top suck! :D The second is of the big ding it has. No Piezo, big ding, bad price. Not a good combo...that's three strikes and the Devil Rays have won the ALCS :)


You are right, I hit the lottery everyday that I wake up man! Tomorrow makes three years that she said I do infront of Redburst and a bunch of other guitar players that all really need to be playing a Ball!

She tells me that the best is yet to come
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Ok here are the pics of the guitar I mentioned above:
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That one has three strikes on it but the color rocks! How about this one. She could swing this one for he same price and so far I see no strikes?
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By the way have you heard from Pete about my wah...I mean your BFR?:D
 
not yet lol.....looks tasty, nice flame but u may want a closer look no just to be safe

Ps - ur hijacking Bp's thread about the mrs with talk about his guitars what's wrong with u man!! LOL =D
 
redburst21 said:
not yet lol.....looks tasty, nice flame but u may want a closer look no just to be safe

Ps - ur hijacking Bp's thread about the mrs with talk about his guitars what's wrong with u man!! LOL =D
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Thanks for exposing my plan dude! :D

Yea we would need a close look but since it's a major store I could return it in 30 days. Does Pete have anything coming in other than a JP with a piezo?

This place has given my wife GAS and that is pretty Flipping Kool!
 
hit petes site, hes got that coming soon section maight find something there or something in stock.....If not just order. Its not like shes gonna change her mind. She loves Bp damnit i mean she loves ebs ;)
 
Congrats, Brokenvails.

My wife is drooling over Jordan Rudess' Haken Continuum, so I have to find a way to acquire one! I've seen their site; I just have to save up the cheddar. Would it be a black mark on my chivalry if I explained to her that a silo and a silo special were needs, not wants, and must come first?

BTW, Mrs. B, Does BP have his pictures yet?

Ha ha.
 
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