An Open Letter To Mister Sterling Ball

[bovinehost]

Dear Mister Ball,

I have been informed that Dallas-based cowpunk ensemble "Cowpilot" will be opening for your group, "Biff Baby's All Stars" during a part of the upcoming World Tour.

After extensive discussions with the members of Cowpilot, we would like to extend a most enthusiastic invitation for you, Mister Sterling Ball, to join us onstage for at least one rousing number, possiibly in the key of A, which is where we mostly play everything.

This invitation is for you and you only and does not extend to the other members of Biff Baby's All Stars, who are by all accounts shifty and unreliable. We have heard only positive things about you, Mister Sterling Ball, except for your penchant for hanging up on sycophants who are overly fixated on the guitar stylings of one Steve Lukather.

Jack Williams
Bassist, Phone Girl and Representative of Cowpilot

 

[Big Poppa]

only if Luke and I play together

 

[bovinehost]

After further consultations with the members and management of Cowpilot, a vote was taken and, after some legal wrangling and heated arguments and a near-brawl, the decision was taken to extend the invitation to Mister Lukather, but only if he will agree, in writing, to not wear the jeans that make his ass look fat.

 

[adouglas]

Somebody damm well better have a video camera and fresh batteries on hand.

 

[GWDavis28]

But Jack you get to smell him for a set!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha

Glenn |B)

 

[azzy_wazzy]

Someone had better be taking pics and video now!

 

[tiffles]

i dont have video but i did order a 50mm f 1.4 nikkor lens last night

 

[Colin]

cowpilot is about to hit the big time with that lineup. I can just see it now Luke and BP with there guitars strapped up high like necklaces

 

[oddjob]

cowpilot is about to hit the big time with that lineup. I can just see it now Luke and BP with there guitars strapped up high like necklaces

Don't know if that will ever happen... Jack has a better shot of lowering his, but then again, I have heard hell is freezing over

 

[Aussie Mark]

Mustang Sally or Freebird?

 

[azzy_wazzy]

i dont have video but i did order a 50mm f 1.4 nikkor lens last night

Yay you did! Now we have a lense that can make us look hot! hahaha

 

[Big Poppa]

The real test is if the lens can make luke and I look hot

 

[adouglas]

Are you kidding? Everybody knows....

BP =

 

[Bill]

This is gonna be great! I wanna see photos!!

 

[AnthonyD]

...the decision was taken to extend the invitation to Mister Lukather, but only if he will agree, in writing, to not wear the jeans that make his ass look fat.

I saw him at B.B. Kings earlier this year - his ass did not look fat...

 

[philthygeezer]

i dont have video but i did order a 50mm f 1.4 nikkor lens last night

Photographer?

 

[tiffles]

Photographer?

try hard.



BP no guarantees after 11pm lol.

 

[Chuck M]

Well, I hope this is Saturday we are talking about. I have a gig in Dallas Friday night that goes until midnight.

Jack does tend to pay attention to asses, doesn't he?

Chuck

 

[stretch80]

Wahh!

You guys are going to have too much fun! Wishing I could be there. Oh well. Texas is a long way from here, and the budget for plane tix isnt there.

I'm seeing a BP / Luke duelling guitar thing...

At least I'll be gigging here, so my SR5 won't be feeling lonely.

have fun.

 

[roburado]

i dont have video but i did order a 50mm f 1.4 nikkor lens last night

Nice.