Attn: Psycho Ward

[Colin]

golem

you forgot to tell him about the manditory ash quaranteen, followed by reacclimation period, and then the rehydration...these all take time with a natural. Dont worry bigballz if someone doesn't screw it up it shouldn't be more than a year. If some one scratches it we have to start over. Hopefully we can avoid the radial tuning the second time around

It takes longer because they have to source left handed trees.

 

[Psycho Ward]

It takes longer because they have to source left handed trees.

Thanks Colin, you are one of the few that understands.

 

[Oldtoe]

That's 'cause they only grow them in Australia.

 

[fargus]

Hey Dargin,

I ordered my HH Sterling from Jack in September. Would this be the same time frame as Phatty's HS?

Thanks a ton in advance!

Rob

 

[Big Poppa]

Jeez I just hung up with dudley and forgot about the harmonic grain conflict and UV matching.....**** that means that we have to do the litmus configuration...make it 14 months and that is if the johnson rod is true that is about a 14% chance......If the Johnson rod is untrue we have to vacuum press the natural oils.

 

[Psycho Ward]

That does it, I MUST have a Radiance Red Bongo H/S white perloid 4 string... lefty of course. I'll do all the "natural" stuff...

 

[tadawson]

Jeez I just hung up with dudley and forgot about the harmonic grain conflict and UV matching.....**** that means that we have to do the litmus configuration...make it 14 months and that is if the johnson rod is true that is about a 14% chance......If the Johnson rod is untrue we have to vacuum press the natural oils.

So, what exactly is it that you do with Johnson's Rod? And where in the factory does Johnson work? Might he be the truss rod installer, complete with personal anotomical reference, hmmmmm ? ? ? ? ? ?

- Tim

 

[bovinehost]

Late at night, they attach Johnson's rod to Ursula, the buffing robot and....well, I'm really not supposed to talk about this here.

 

[82Daion]

You guys have to tell me where you ordered your bass from before I can respond!

Radiance Red Bongo 4 HH, white PG.

Ordered from Make'n Music in Chicago.

Any news?

 

[tadawson]

Late at night, they attach Johnson's rod to Ursula, the buffing robot and....well, I'm really not supposed to talk about this here.

Ah yes, the "Old Electric Thrilldo" at work . . . . .

- Tim

 

[BigBallz]

Don't use that thing on MY bass!!

 

[Big Poppa]

Its too late......yesterday at 4:00 pm they had to do two procedures with the Johnson rod on your bass....It groans a little when you try to put a strap on it though. You usually know when we had to use the rod becasue the bass has a hemmhroid pillow in the case instead of silica

 

[BigBallz]

Its too late......yesterday at 4:00 pm they had to do two procedures with the Johnson rod on your bass....It groans a little when you try to put a strap on it though. You usually know when we had to use the rod becasue the bass has a hemmhroid pillow in the case instead of silica

OK...first off...were they really working on my bass at 4pm? 2nd, I'll buy some Preperation H for it.... ....3rd...I'm tryin to figure out the strap remark....

 

[Mobay45]

Is it true that black basses usually require the use of a bigger Johnson rod than white basses do?

Just curious to know if this is reality or just a misconception.

 

[BigBallz]

Is it true that black basses usually require the use of a bigger Johnson rod than white basses do?

Just curious to know if this is reality or just a misconception.

Great....mines blonde......figures.....sheesh....

 

[higher1]

look at it this way BB;

at least it won't be a huge johnson rod.

that is, unless of course it is a nordic johnson rod, or an italian johnson rod.












you poor bastard yer just askin for all sorts of jabs here, ain't ya???

 

[BigBallz]

Well, I am half Italian.....

 

[Mobay45]

Well, I am half Italian.....

Which half?

 

[Dargin]

82 Daion- Should Ship In About 2 Weeks

 

[Oldtoe]

Is it true that black basses usually require the use of a bigger Johnson rod than white basses do?

Just curious to know if this is reality or just a misconception.

Larry, I just laughed until my face turned red and I broke a sweat.