Best Ebay Description EVER!

[LowDownDave]

"Forget the copies by 'OLP' and 'Vintage', and iginore the cheaper entry-level Ernie Ball range of 'Sterling', 'SUB' or 'Bongo' basses, all of which are de-featured wannabees using cheaply-finished plywood or passive electrics. There's only one bass that sounds like a Stingray, and that's an Ernie-Ball Music Man 'Stingray'!"

Yeah, you Bongo players should really get with the times, and stop playing your cheap plywood defeatured wannabe basses and get yourselves something more modern... like a Stingray!

 

[tiffles]

AH HAA HAA HAA

does someone want to buy my cheap ass bongo?? ill accept trades for a chuppa chupp or a pinwheel.

 

[dlloyd]

"Forget the copies by 'OLP' and 'Vintage', and iginore the cheaper entry-level Ernie Ball range of 'Sterling', 'SUB' or 'Bongo' basses, all of which are de-featured wannabees using cheaply-finished plywood or passive electrics. There's only one bass that sounds like a Stingray, and that's an Ernie-Ball Music Man 'Stingray'!"

Yeah, you Bongo players should really get with the times, and stop playing your cheap plywood defeatured wannabe basses and get yourselves something more modern... like a Stingray!

Ah, but you forgot to mention the finish and pickguard...

A rare chance to own a genuine 'Ernie Ball' Musicman Stingray 5 (Five-string) bass guitar, finished in custom-shop 'Silver-sparkle', with upgraded black pearloid scratchplate (a £45 option, also fitted by the factory) and maple neck, fretboard, and headstock. The case shown IS included in this auction.

You won't find the Silver-Sparkle finish on the Ernie-ball website - it's a rarely-seen £180.00 upgrade option!

It's a nice bass, but you kind of wonder what else he's being dishonest about, don't you?

 

[JB1]

Guy's a dickhead.

How could you post that Ad, knowing that there might be one or two people out there who actually know that it's a load of BS?

He's obviously hoping to snag some fool with more money than brains....

 

[dlloyd]

Yep, I don't get it either.

What a way to reduce the value of your bass, eh?

 

[strummer]

"Forget the copies by 'OLP' and 'Vintage', and iginore the cheaper entry-level Ernie Ball range of 'Sterling', 'SUB' or 'Bongo' basses, all of which are de-featured wannabees using cheaply-finished plywood or passive electrics. There's only one bass that sounds like a Stingray, and that's an Ernie-Ball Music Man 'Stingray'!"

Yeah, you Bongo players should really get with the times, and stop playing your cheap plywood defeatured wannabe basses and get yourselves something more modern... like a Stingray!

I really dig the vintage vibe of my Bongos, and the cheap plywood makes it a good tic-tac bass too. As for entry-level, well, my playing is right there in the middle of the entrance

 

[strummer]

AH HAA HAA HAA

does someone want to buy my cheap ass bongo?? ill accept trades for a chuppa chupp or a pinwheel.

Ok, you're on
Address to ship a crate of chupa chups?

 

[Bill]

WTF?? That's so sad & ridiculous it's actually hilarious!

eBay is a constant source of entertainment.

 

[bovinehost]

A few years ago, there was a little-known government program to provide imbeciles with computers and internet connections.

 

[BigBallz]

A few years ago, there was a little-known government program to provide imbeciles with computers and internet connections.

I think they called it the military>

 

[Golem]

A few years ago, there was a little-known government program to provide imbeciles with computers and internet connections.

I remember it well. That was when my friend had the contract to wire the White House.

 

[strummer]

I think they called it the military>

...And BigBallz hits a home tun

Man, I hope you have all the EBMM's you need, 'cause your prices just went up 30%

 

[bovinehost]

Heh heh.

Yup.

 

[BigBallz]

Lots of military here??....

 

[strummer]

Lots of military here??....

Well, Jack is ex military

I didn't much care for the stuff myself, but when I was a youngster it was mandatory here in Sweden.

 

[BigBallz]

My Father, (RIP) was a full bird colonel.

 

[strummer]

My Father, (RIP) was a full bird colonel.

I do not want to overstep any lines here, because sometimes my sense of humor isn't too well received.
I just want to say I really liked your initial joke!

 

[copperbass]

Here's my trade offer....

 

[Mobay45]

I can't believe I've allowed myself to be hornswaggled by EBMM!

I've got two of those cheap, entry level de-featured Bongos!!! And I payed good money for both of them!!!

 

[BigBallz]

Here's my trade offer....

Well, that beats MY Bongo!!