Brent, Islandboys EVH and Benefit of the doubt

[Big Poppa]

I just love to relax on a Sunday afternoon...sipping my Pelligrino and cran and crank up the classic rock and listen to all of my favorite solos played on those scottish guitars.

 

[Jimmyb]

Why are the sheep wearing welly's? It's a shame Spud's not here, he'd know all about that, being Welsh and all

 

[LoudGtr]

Golf, guitar strings,kilts, I'm suprised americans don't have to salute when they see a scotsman!!!!

This made me laugh out loud!!

Good jokes guys!

BP my wife is Scottish!

half Scottish and half Italian actually . . . <<insert joke here; please>>

waiting with a


Cheers.

 

[Smellybum]

I just love to relax on a Sunday afternoon...sipping my Pelligrino and cran and crank up the classic rock and listen to all of my favorite solos played on those scottish guitars.

Are you old enough to remember bond electroglides'? they had a stepped fingerboard,

Production was in muir of ord, about 15 minutes from my office.... I seem to remember they needed a battery pack also... the guitars, not the sheep.....

 

[leftyguitarblue]

I agree, but it's not a serious heavy people getting wound up thread (hence my posts!)

In certain parts of Scotland, those sheep would be classed as entertainment!!!!!

 

[brasco68]

I agree, but it's not a serious heavy people getting wound up thread (hence my posts!)

In certain parts of Scotland, those sheep would be classed as entertainment!!!!!

I visualize a Sadie Hawkins dance with sheep...not the ideal way to start a Monday morning...

 

[Big Poppa]

I went to the beauty shop and asked how much a Scottish waxing was.....they just stared at me. later they told me that they actually add hair...ITs thopposite of a Brazilian one...You learn something new every day

 

[francric]

Scott, it was meant to be harsh. I have no "feelings" in regard to Brent, he seems like nice guy to me. My response was a reaction to a guy, who uses this place to his own benefit, getting all bent outta shape over a joke. Grown men with thin skins seem to be in large supplies these days.[/QUOTE]

I have to agree with you.......................P.S. I'm still your friend

 

[Smellybum]

I went to the beauty shop and asked how much a Scottish waxing was.....they just stared at me. later they told me that they actually add hair...ITs thopposite of a Brazilian one...You learn something new every day

I just caused my entire office to stare at me, having burst out laughing in a silent room, good one poppa, I gotta get back to work....

Thank you all for brightening my afteroon.

Cheers

Mike

 

[puppyonacid]

oh, there's Haggis. Free range is better than the farmed ones. All that running about makes them leaner.

My Mum worked in a clothes shop in Edinburgh way before I was born. True story this. Two of our colonial buddies from across the pond wandered in asking where they might find some haggis. To wit my Mum replied with the following:

"You can catch your own. They can be found running around the grounds at the bottom of Edinburgh castle. You'll have to be quick though because the 1 o' clock guns tend to scare them so they're difficult to catch in the afternoon."

As far as she knew, they went to to try and catch 1. She told me that they wandered off in the direction of the castle full of enthusiasm!

BP, you're going to say something about my tooth now aren't you? My tooth, I'll have you know, works perfectly well!


P.S. Thing that worries me most in all this (aside from people's feelings getting hurt) is the forum being closed. There has been a few "incidents" over the past 18 months or so that I've seen since I was a member that have been a bit stinky. If I was BP I probably would have had enough by now. But I'm not, so BeePee, please don't. I do like coming here and having a nosey over some English coffee. I do like it here. Besides, without this forum where am I gonna see pics of Ernies balls? And come to think of it, I do like looking at Robelindas Ass now and again as well!

 

[Big Poppa]

The guys that have caused the stink Hasselhof, Jeffrey, and Brent are not bigger than this forum.....You gusy need to also focus on the thousands of informative thread and keep in mind that nobody is forced to be here so If they dont like it they shoudl find a place they enjoy better....I think im an old dog that isnt going to change a whole bunch.

 

[koogie2k]

Hey here is a thread that I posted this morning that was inresponse to someone bugging Koogie. Let me issue apologies in advance if my humor offends anyone or makes them incontinent. It is funny but the controversy threads get the most views by far....but people claim to not enjoy them

No for the promised joke thread....(remember I already apologized)


Quote:
Originally Posted by Sub1 Zero View Post
I was thinking the same, maybe it's just someone yanking your chain dude

My response:

Yanking Koogies Chain.......that got me thinking......Things to do BEFORE you yank Koogies chain?

1. Drop plugged in hair dryer in bathtub while you are soaking.

2. Tell Customs agent that the heroin balloon up you rear is about to burst.

3. Asking airport security Guy "is C-4 harder to sneak on than a Glock?"

4. Telling your wife that your sister is a better kisser

5. Make long slits with razor blade all over your body..then roll around in rock salt and battery acid

6.Tell the waiter in curry restaurant that he cant make it too spicy for you.

7. Start long thread about EVH

8. Invite Ed Roman to Christmas dinner

9. Have three root canals without anathesia

10. French kiss Oprah
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Classic....hhehehehh.....

 

[paranoid70]

Sorry to hijack back to the original topic. I just read BP's joke to Brent, and for Christ's sake it wasn't that bad at all. He must have some guilty feelings or something to take it so hard.

 

[KungFu Grip]

Sorry to hijack back to the original topic. I just read BP's joke to Brent, and for Christ's sake it wasn't that bad at all. He must have some guilty feelings or something to take it so hard.

Of course he had guilty feelings. We've all done it. Said that joke in jest, hoping that the other party would take it seriously. This situation was no different.

However, if I did it, I'd probably admit it. I might get booted off the forum by a mob, but such is life, eh?

 

[morsecode]

This may not be my place but if people are going to get on with things and move forward, this thread should really be put to rest and locked up.

 

[Spudmurphy]

Why are the sheep wearing welly's? It's a shame Spud's not here, he'd know all about that, being Welsh and all

Sorry - I just got back from the local Welsh Leisure Centre ( a sheep tied to a lampost!)

Phew - thank goodness BP concentrated on the Scottish jokes!!

I just thought of a Welsh Sportscar - no really, the older members here may remember The Gilbern founded by a Welsh butcher and a German engineer (I kid you not!!)

Welsh diplomat - Neil Kinnock
Welsh Beauties - Catherine Zeta Jones, Shirley Bassey Sian the Sheep,
Welsh Golfer - Ian Woosnam
Welsh Soccer player - John Charles
Poet - Dylan Thomas
Actor- Richard Burton
Bulsh1t#er - Spud Murphy

Just thought I'd get a few jabs in before BP changes his attention to the Welsh!!

 

[Big Poppa]

Look at this thread over 2,000 views...people hate to admit that they get sucked in by tabloids and bad news but here you go......this is ten times more commented on and viewed than any other post or thread in the last 12 hours...........