bovinehost
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Hi Jon! You feeling better, I hope?
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Big Poppa
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Jon has just been thrown uder the bus by a lipstick using necklace wearing not so secret government agent.
Jack in trying to give you the benefit of the doubt on your choice of basses for the gig the only think I can come up with is that if you played the bongo the heat would have really been unbearable. In other words you had to play a sort of light weight bass for the occasion.....like your searsucker sport coats for the summer dinners at the Dallas Yacht and Balloon club with the General's daughter.
Jack in trying to give you the benefit of the doubt on your choice of basses for the gig the only think I can come up with is that if you played the bongo the heat would have really been unbearable. In other words you had to play a sort of light weight bass for the occasion.....like your searsucker sport coats for the summer dinners at the Dallas Yacht and Balloon club with the General's daughter.
bovinehost
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Well, black basses are hotter.
You're omnipresent! Or is it ubiquitous?
Psycho Ward
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Jack I understand, it was a hot, humid gig and I wouldn’t want to subject my SR5 to that type of environment either. When I get my Bongo (do I really need to say “lefty” anymore) I will only keep it in an air conditioned, moisture controlled room with low UV emissions. And I will only touch it with clean, dry hands and forbid anyone else to ever touch it, in fact don’t even look at it!
Psycho
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The bass in said avatar (over there........<) Handled one hot humid gig a week ago. Came through unscathed. In fact it totally defied the hot Kansas weather and stood out all proud like. Kept all the ladies dancing and did things I could not have done without it.
I think Jack's disgression could be vodka related
tk
I think Jack's disgression could be vodka related
tk
bovinehost
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Now much of this thread has been tongue-in-cheek give and take between Big Poppa and Lord Bongo, which is plenty of fun because I frankly never know what BP's going to say next, but for one moment, a serious thought:
How lucky am I? Every time I head out the door, I have to really think about what absolutely fabulous bass I want to play on that particular day.
Sure, it's usually a Bongo, but how tempting is it to grab Heinz?
I just wanted to say that I feel very fortunate. It's not always been like this, so I try to appreciate it every day.
Now, back to the sparring. Where's my necklace?
How lucky am I? Every time I head out the door, I have to really think about what absolutely fabulous bass I want to play on that particular day.
Sure, it's usually a Bongo, but how tempting is it to grab Heinz?
I just wanted to say that I feel very fortunate. It's not always been like this, so I try to appreciate it every day.
Now, back to the sparring. Where's my necklace?
Big Poppa
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jack pass me the kleenex........I am having a hard time typing this. I haven't been this touched since I read the last chapter of terms of endearment.
You are still a souflee selling necklace wearing lipstick using xerox promoting slut but at least you are a romantic one.....
You are still a souflee selling necklace wearing lipstick using xerox promoting slut but at least you are a romantic one.....
smallequestrian
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While I went to the gig, wanting to lick the sweat off of one of Jack's Bongos, his lack of bongoness did not deter me in my want for a Bongo. And furthermore Bongo, Bongo, Bongo. So rest assured Big Poppa, no permanent damage has been done by the lipstick wearing xerox promoting necklaced bovine.
Big Poppa
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His nipples is where he rests the bass, the adams apple is the locator
bovinehost
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And I love flowers in the springtime.
And, like you, I still cry a little bit every time Dorothy says goodbye to the scarecrow.
And, like you, I still cry a little bit every time Dorothy says goodbye to the scarecrow.
