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SquidLizard

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The advice about drinking a lot of water is great. I always order a glass of water and a glass of orange juice, no ice, whenever they come by. That keeps me hydrated. The worst is the air -- your nasal passages get dried out and that's very uncomfortable. Liquids help. Avoid the alcoholic beverages -- they dehydrate you.

The attendants seem to have a serious thing about cleaning up. If you're going back to sleep, put all the stuff to the side of your tray table so it's accessible for them.

If you have a choice, avoid sitting IN FRONT of children. I've spent flights where I've had my seat back kicked constantly. Father says, "I can't help it!" Jeez. I just avoid it. Small babies may or may not be in distress from the pressure changes, but I avoid sitting near them when I can. Haven't had any problems, though, except for the seat kickers. Maybe it's the ear plugs (see below).

I'm firmly in the drugged and stuporous camp for long flights. The more I can sleep the better. You will probably be a little nervous and not get enough sleep leading up to the flight. So be ready -- bring ear plugs (I use the foam ones you get at the drug store, they seem to flex for air pressure changes) and a sleep mask (in the travel section at the drug store).

If you have any medication you can't be without, be sure to bring it with you on board, just in case your bags go astray. But check the rules -- you may need to have it in its prescription bottle.

Flying is boring (not to mention waiting to get on the flight), and I usually take a book, some magazines, and my music. Your vids'll be great. I like to have a variety because I have the attention span of a gnat :rolleyes:.

Writing all that, I'm glad my flight will only be 1.5 hours! I hope you have a wonderful first flight and maybe you'll just happen to hit it off with the hot babe sitting next to you who just happens to live near you!

Squid/Lisa
 

NickDuBaldo

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The most important rule... be the first to drop one in the on-board lavatories. It's better if it's the first-class facility because people in coach expect it. (Even better if you've had curry the night before.)
 

DTG

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get drunk,fart ,then fart again,get drunker,ask all the girls about the mile high club,keep yourself drunk,use the sick bags (but only once),fall asleep.
wake up,get off,get drunk again !!!
your prob on the plane now so have a blast !!
 

Dr Stankface

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Well guys i'm waiting for my plane. I'm at the Atlanta airport just trying to kill time. I've got 1 hour and 40 minutes until my plane takes off.

I thought it would take me a while to get to my terminal but I was through check in AND security in 5 minutes. :)
 

Big Poppa

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I FORGOT THE BIGGEST TIP....Do not bathe or use deodorant for at least 14 days before flying. High altitude and the aluminum in deodorant causes an awful rash. ITs ok to smel really bad....chances are the people next to you will smell worse
 

Ray Salamon

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also here's some random advice...
6) wear a hat or something so they dont see your headphones during takeoff and landing. they make you turn iPods and stuff off for some BS reason. i just hide em and make sure they dont see the earbuds.

:rolleyes: Yes, because we like to make up reasons and make life miserable for people...
 

Spudmurphy

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Don't know what it's like in the States, but in the UK, once I check in my luggage I go straight to departures - don't wait for the TV screens to say "Go to Departures".
There is more to do and you should be able to spend your money / browse internet / have more facilities.

If the flight is just a couple of hours - take a nap and stock up on ZZZZZZ 's cos you'll have lots of late nights at the bash. That way the flight will just "fly by".
 
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