Happy BIrthday to Andrew's Mom

[Motojunkie]

How old is she turning, say 38? She's a spring chicken to these slobbering pervs!

Hey! I'm only 35. I'm a young slobbering perv.

 

[Beth]

Beth just doesn't like the idea of someone else vying for the attention of her eun... err fans.

I think there's plenty of pervs to go around

 

[maddog]

I think there's plenty of pervs to go around

Here I am thinking about taking my vows so I can enter a convent and Beth is calling me a perv.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

How old is she turning, say 38?

She's safe and under my minimum age requirement.

 

[Dr Stankface]

My mom and I.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I don't see any family resemblance at all.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Oh yeah. Here's the box.

 

[phatduckk]

thats pretty awesome.

you shoudl describe it like u did to me over IM ... there's a lot of madness that cant be seen in the pic

 

[Dr Stankface]

Oh, you should have been here for the opening of her gift. Me, my dad, and my brother got her a laptop. We put BIG rubber bands on the box, duct taped it, shoved it in another box full of newspapers, duct taped that box with license plates over the end so she couldn't just cut the tape, wrapped it in chicken wire, put 6 different locks on it, put zip ties on it, and slapped a bow on there.

Best part. She gets to the box, opens it, it's empty. My brother pulls the laptop out of the cabinet behind her. "Happy birthday. "

I'll post a pic of the box later on.

See Phatty. I did.

 

[Mobay45]

Happy Birthday to all the moms!