House Arrest!

[Psycho Ward]

Woke up this morning (that in its self is good) checked my email and seen those words that every forum member loves, “Out for Delivery!”

There is a Sterling on its way, a full day ahead of what FedEx led me to believe. Like Ron White’s dog said, “Tater, it’s going to be a good day”.

I’ve got an idea for the pictures to follow. It’s going to be sunny here today and with three different levels of sunscreen, I might be able to three tone sunburst myself!

 

[tiffles]

HAAAA HAAAA yeah baby!!! gotta love whiteies in the sun

 

[Psycho Ward]

I once was on the cover of a magazine called “The True Caucasian”.

 

[tiffles]

yeah i bet you starred in caucasian chalk circle too .... good play.

 

[russjm]

Well I've been topping up the tan here in Manchester with unseasonably good weather for the UK, but alas, I've got no new basses on order . I am looking browner though!!

 

[Psycho Ward]

You know at the beach and all the pretty girls with their nice dark tan's do nothing for me. I like the white parts!

 

[EBMM7181]

Congrats Chuck - Cant wait to see the pics....

 

[bovinehost]

Chuck Ward - the new white meat.

(Except he's old.)

 

[Big Poppa]

Dont they feed Kobe beef grains and beer? Chuck's special diet of pork rinds and bud might make for a mighty tasty rump roast! Yummy!

 

[Psycho Ward]

A seven course meal for me is a bag of pork rinds and a six pack.

But part of the dread of the big 5-0 is all the promises I’ve made come due. I have to lose weight, quit smoking and hardest of all quit drinking! Beth has already unloaded all the guns and I noticed my keys don’t work anymore. AND, if that wasn’t bad enough, due to my family health history, there are a few medical test involved… I can’t even think about it!

 

[Big Poppa]

Chuck
I just aced the treadmill part of my insurance physical....the tech was a guitarist and left with a dozen regular slinkies

 

[bovinehost]

Chuck
I just aced the treadmill part of my insurance physical....the tech was a guitarist and left with a dozen regular slinkies

Maybe that's why you aced it?

 

[Psycho Ward]

Glad it went well BP!

*Stock tip* I'd be selling any Anheuser-Busch stock by Friday!

 

[PocketGroove82]

But part of the dread of the big 5-0 is all the promises I’ve made come due. I have to lose weight, quit smoking and hardest of all quit drinking!

Hey chuck,
I just completed a military band festival with some age 50+ Russian musicians. It seems that in Russia, drinking vodka like it's water and smoking the harshest unfiltered cigarettes ever created by man actually makes you live longer...and a better musician. Plus, those guys manage to look pretty good in a diaper.

GO FIG!

 

[Psycho Ward]

That's it! I'm moving to Russia!

... my wife may send me there.

 

[adouglas]

Chuck
I just aced the treadmill part of my insurance physical....the tech was a guitarist and left with a dozen regular slinkies

Unfortunately they were all bass G strings....

 

[adouglas]

I’ve got an idea for the pictures to follow. It’s going to be sunny here today and with three different levels of sunscreen, I might be able to three tone sunburst myself!

Just make sure you cover the appropriate bits with a pickguard....

Wouldn't it be cool if EBMMs had "tan lines?"

 

[Psycho Ward]

It's here, it's gaw-jus! Pictures later, I'm taking this baby to the blues jam tonight! Setup was excellent and arrived almost in tune, only the E string needed a tweak. Thanks to The Perfect Bass, good folks down there. A heads up for all dealers, stock a few cool lefty's, we are impulse buyers! Did I say this thing is Gaw-Jus?

Do qualify as a fan of EBMM basses yet?

 

[Beth]

But part of the dread of the big 5-0 is all the promises I’ve made come due. I have to lose weight, quit smoking and hardest of all quit drinking! QUOTE]

Dude, no wonder you've been so bummed out lately! ARGH! AND, on your 50th! Godspeed to you, Chuck. We're rootin' tootin' for ya.

 

[bovinehost]

I have to lose weight, quit smoking and hardest of all quit drinking!

What the hell kind of promises are those?