If Bongos could speak......

[Big Poppa]

Chuck always has a smile on his face and his toes curled up

 

[cyoungnashville]

for cryin' out loud.... of all the places to put a white stripe.

 

[7broccos]

Love the Butter cream

 

[Colin]

Jack's Bongo would say "please let hang me down a bit lower"

 

[adouglas]

Chuck always has a smile on his face and his toes curled up

 

[TheStiffness]

I must admit that I have not heard a Bongo speak, but once I did see a Bongo 6 deliver a devastating roundhouse kick to Chuck Norris...

 

[Moose308]

If Bongos could speak

Upon sitting patiently, listening to the other basses jam, it would humbly clear it's throat and say "Oh, so you think that sounds good do you?"

 

[JayDawg]

I must admit that I have not heard a Bongo speak, but once I did see a Bongo 6 deliver a devastating roundhouse kick to Chuck Norris...

It was probably mine.

 

[CElton]

If Bongos could speak, a Candy Red with pearl guard 5H currently sitting in the SLO factory would say, "Please ship me to CElton ASAP!".

 

[bass-slinger]

given to me by my guitar player (yes, the guitar player) especially to adorn the Bongo's case...

 

[bass-slinger]

...and my Bongo keeps begging for a sibling...wants to name it "Al" for some reason...

 

[strummer]

Bongo en route to gig: let's rip the roof off the joint!

 

[oddjob]

If Bongos could speak:

Mine would like to know why more of their brothers don't come in green???

Also, my 2 HHs keep asking for directions to a small, Janpanese city...they keep mumbling something about total distruction but I can't quite make it out.

 

[koogie2k]

I took good ole Warhammer out the other day. It did not speak at first. He simply punched me in the eye and began to yell...

"You f'ing traitor! You are cheating on me with that skinny little sexy 6 string?!?! Who do I have to kill around here?"

I replied "My lord, my current bassist is in need of your services. His bass is not up to standards. My bassist needs to be converted"

Warhammer replies "Let me at him. I will turn him into a man! And Koogs...you better stay back at least 10 ft or else! "

I reply "Yes my lord! But, try and take it easy on the lad"

Warhammer replies "HAHAH...yeah right. He is in deep trouble. Let me at 'em!"

Conclusion:

My bassist is now looking for a single H bongo. Warhammer has converted another one...hahah. ..

 

[Big Poppa]

for cryin' out loud.... of all the places to put a white stripe.

It isnt white that is a bad pic I have it on good authority that it actually is slightly yellow Budweiser yellow

 

[Psycho Ward]

*Busted*

 

[Mabongohogany]

...Ew.

 

[oddjob]

It isnt white that is a bad pic I have it on good authority that it actually is slightly yellow Budweiser yellow

Wrong on soooo many levels

 

[Big Poppa]

Hey we didnt go there on the back

 

[bovinehost]

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.