If Bongos could speak......

[tkarter]

I took good ole Warhammer out the other day. It did not speak at first. He simply punched me in the eye and began to yell...

"You f'ing traitor! You are cheating on me with that skinny little sexy 6 string?!?! Who do I have to kill around here?"

I replied "My lord, my current bassist is in need of your services. His bass is not up to standards. My bassist needs to be converted"

Warhammer replies "Let me at him. I will turn him into a man! And Koogs...you better stay back at least 10 ft or else! "

I reply "Yes my lord! But, try and take it easy on the lad"

Warhammer replies "HAHAH...yeah right. He is in deep trouble. Let me at 'em!"

Conclusion:

My bassist is now looking for a single H bongo. Warhammer has converted another one...hahah. ..

The truth is so unbelievable.

tk

 

[SharonG]

Well, maybe not a blue evening dress, but still.


Jackie

Oh, yes - I can attest that my Stealth HH works quite well with a deep blue velvet evening gown, backless, with a bit of a slit up the front - just enough to walk in, mind you - not vulgar. As to what it would say? Something to the effect that it doesn't matter what I wear, it will always be the center of attention!

 

[boombox]

I think most bongo's would say "thank you knuckleheads for having the courage to try something different!!!!!"

Today, mine would say "why in the hell did you leave me in Louisiana!!!!!"