I'll Tell You What We Need, Dammit

[Mobay45]

Reading this thread made me think that we could easily begin a sitcom based on a wellknown HBO one, that we could entitle "Bass and the Forum".

C. Bradshaw would be J. Bovine, who, after having some martinis, would write following chronicle for his newspaper (Bass player of course) :
" Does our desire for a LE forum member bass reveal the extended need of establishing ourselves as membership of a particular community ? If we want our forumnames on the headstock, is it just selfishness or the statement of a new identity based on the fact that we are EBMM bass players ?
To the contrary, if we are not intersted on having a LE bass does it mean that we have to leave the forum ?
Shall we do a pol to decide what that forum LE bass will look like, our do we have to put this idea down in some more martinis ?
Who are we as EBMM owners, and were are we going as EBMM forum members ?"

Of course, Bov' is not as sexy as S.J Parker, but he could easily take on the gimmick "Jack Bovine knows good bass".

Now we just have to cast the forum members to choose who's gonna be Samantha, Charlotte, Big...

...hum,...maybe I'm drunk to.

MNF

And I thought I had watched a lot of "Sex in the City". You must have been a writer on that show.

 

[jongitarz]

Last time I was in L.A. I thought I saw Sarah Jessica Parker walking down the street, but it turned out to be Michael Bolton.

I always wanted to meet her and say "Hey Sarah....Why the long face?" Thank You! Good Night!!

 

[Mobay45]

Several of our shirts are availble in XXL.

OK, I hadn't looked in a while. You have two t-shirts, one 3/4 sleeve shirt and one long sleeve t-shirt available in XXL out of twenty-seven men's shirts available.

Sorry, I guess I should have been more specific and said that I would like some EB bass t-shirts in XXL.

 

[Mobay45]

Last time I was in L.A. I thought I saw Sarah Jessica Parker walking down the street, but it turned out to be Michael Bolton.

I always wanted to meet her and say "Hey Sarah....Why the long face?" Thank You! Good Night!!

You know how to speak "horse"?

 

[SteveB]

I always wanted to meet her and say "Hey Sarah....Why the long face?"

OK... OK.. you've redeemed yourself with that one. hahahaha. I'm sure you care! Great zinger.

 

[prickly_pete]

Last time I was in L.A. I thought I saw Sarah Jessica Parker walking down the street, but it turned out to be Michael Bolton.

I always wanted to meet her and say "Hey Sarah....Why the long face?" Thank You! Good Night!!

Always leave them on a high note

 

[JB1]

IMO, SJP is one ugly MOFO.

I'm also just curious, how big are you to be XXL?

 

[Mobay45]

IMO, SJP is one ugly MOFO.

I'm also just curious, how big are you to be XXL?

5' 10" 265lbs.

They call me "BIG DADDY". It's a long story, but I picked that nickname up at a Black Jack table at the Hard Rock Casino in Vegas. And I wasn't as big then as I am now!

 

[Moondog]

Oh Mobay, you're not big at all.
For years I struggled with a powerful disease, then . . .

 

[Aussie Mark]

And your understanding of the word 'wank' is.....?

Just interested BTW, not having a pop.

Masturbation. Self indulgent.

 

[Aussie Mark]

IMO, SJP is one ugly MOFO

That mole on her face gives me the creeps, but her face is redeemed by her nugs and pins.

 

[Mobay45]

That mole on her face gives me the creeps, but her face is redeemed by her nugs and pins.

Just need a brown paper bag.

 

[NorM]

Now you guys are coming around! We are gonna start working on getting some Music Man shirts in our stable, so hang tight.

Shirts! Yes! oh Boy it's a Shirt! WOO HOO! Far out Solid and Right on it's a Shirt! Man that is to Cool! Where can I get a shirt! I need, Do You Understand Need?, a Shirt! Man oh man this is what I have always wanted! Are you with me gang or what?! Let's all hold hands and sing together! Yes! A Shirt!

 

[Moondog]

 

[jongitarz]

Maybe he ran out of his meds

 

[Moondog]

FYI, that is not me in the pic I posted above.
Not that there's anything wrong with being XXXL

 

[Mobay45]

FYI, that is not me in the pic I posted above.
Not that there's anything wrong with being XXXL

I saw that pic before a while back somewhere. Funny as hell though.

 

[Dargin]

Shirts! Yes! oh Boy it's a Shirt! WOO HOO! Far out Solid and Right on it's a Shirt! Man that is to Cool! Where can I get a shirt! I need, Do You Understand Need?, a Shirt! Man oh man this is what I have always wanted! Are you with me gang or what?! Let's all hold hands and sing together! Yes! A Shirt!

I was referring to the fact that picks and shirts would be easier to come up with than a Limited Edition model NorM.

 

[Moondog]

I was referring to the fact that picks and shirts would be easier to come up with than a Limited Edition model NorM.

even picks in discontinued sparkle colors or buttercream . . .?


Dargin, the SLO fellas should see a LE 5HH Bongo w/a Jersey
destination on the workbench soon. I don't want "Moondog"
or any special forum stuff on the headstock . .ok?

 

[skabassist13]

can i get a dozen blue dawn .73mm delrin, tortex or an equivalent material in blue dawn and grape dawn( see an earlier post of mine for what that is).