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[bovinehost]

No, the Bongo is.

 

[bovinehost]

Sorry.

Hadda do it.

 

[Colin]

Now i'm new here, so don't laugh, but is the Sterling named after Big Poppa?

Sure is Bud.

Colin

 

[BigBallz]

Sure is Bud.

Colin

Thanks Colin.

 

[BigBallz]

Sorry.

Hadda do it.

You're quite the character....

 

[shamus63]

You're quite the character....

An Internet personality, actually.

 

[BigBallz]

Ahhh...that is the correct name?

 

[bovinehost]

Job Title: Internet Personality
Benefits: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Salary: None

Must provide own computer, internet connection, digital camera, scanner, coffee, martinis, etc.

Drawbacks: may lead to having fat old guys with basses sleep in house.

 

[shamus63]

Job Title: Internet Personality
Benefits: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Salary: None

Must provide own computer, internet connection, digital camera, scanner, coffee, martinis, etc.

Drawbacks: may lead to having fat old guys with basses sleep in house.

Does that include...nevermind. Don't want to bite the hand that feeds.

 

[Colin]

Drawbacks: may lead to having fat old guys with basses sleep in house.

At least he left out the terms "nerd", "dorks" and "geeks"

Colin

 

[shamus63]

At least he left out the terms "nerd", "dorks" and "geeks"

Colin

That would eliminate the lot of us!

 

[Colin]

That would eliminate the lot of us!

Yeah, including me.

 

[Big Poppa]

Now i'm new here, so don't laugh, but is the Sterling named after Big Poppa?

big ballz

it is just a coincidence. i just wish my name was leonard...can you imagine the music man leonard bass?

 

[Big Poppa]

I heard better descriptions on the Lipstick bass on this forums than i did on our 2 pickup models.

and some wonder whay we are starting this new search?

 

[shamus63]

and some wonder whay we are starting this new search?

Curiousity has me wondering what new EBMM's my local GC has hanging on the racks...pilgrimage on Saturday.

 

[Big Poppa]

I really need to get at least one of these basses, Dargster, to have at home and fondle and love and investigate.

That is really the only way I can get inside it and have long, flowing, sensual descriptions of what it does.

Playing them at the factory and at a music store is really not good for me.

I'm being serious here. I have to spend time with a bass, stay up late and drink with it, see if Cowpilot likes it.

Why don't you make a really ugly one that no one wants and send it to me for a while? That blue Bongo 5 HS kind of had an adverse impact on my ability to buy a new bass, at least during the near future.

Hey, you know me. I'm ready to go convertin'!

When I first met jackie he was supportive and low maintenance


pet a stray and look what happens...Now he expects us to send him one of each two pickup basses free for him to get comfortable......I didnt have to send guitar center 165 of each combo...ITS CALLED INVENTORY! Buy a few and play them and then fob them off to unsuspecting forumites.

Can you imagine if we had to send eighteen free basses to each customer so they could snuggle up to them?

 

[shamus63]

Buy a few and play them and then fob them off to unsuspecting forumites.

Read: Newbies.

 

[BigBallz]

When I first met jackie he was supportive and low maintenance


pet a stray and look what happens...Now he expects us to send him one of each two pickup basses free for him to get comfortable......I didnt have to send guitar center 165 of each combo...ITS CALLED INVENTORY! Buy a few and play them and then fob them off to unsuspecting forumites.

Can you imagine if we had to send eighteen free basses to each customer so they could snuggle up to them?

EXCELLENT suggestion. You have my address!!!

 

[bovinehost]

When I first met jackie he was supportive and low maintenance

Well, I'm cranky because I'm hungry and a real friend would come over here and cook me something, Sterling.

 

[maddog]

Well, I'm cranky because I'm hungry and a real friend would come over here and cook me something, Sterling.

How 'bout Jack in the Box Fedex-ed to your door?

Actually Jack, I got a few beers in me so how 'bout the phone number of your fav pizza joint that takes a credit card. I'll call in a delivery for you.