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Job position available

Job Title: Internet Personality
Benefits: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Salary: None

Must provide own computer, internet connection, digital camera, scanner, coffee, martinis, etc.

Drawbacks: may lead to having fat old guys with basses sleep in house.
 
bovinehost said:
Job Title: Internet Personality
Benefits: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Salary: None

Must provide own computer, internet connection, digital camera, scanner, coffee, martinis, etc.

Drawbacks: may lead to having fat old guys with basses sleep in house.
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Does that include...nevermind. Don't want to bite the hand that feeds.:D
 
bovinehost said:
I really need to get at least one of these basses, Dargster, to have at home and fondle and love and investigate.

That is really the only way I can get inside it and have long, flowing, sensual descriptions of what it does.

Playing them at the factory and at a music store is really not good for me.

I'm being serious here. I have to spend time with a bass, stay up late and drink with it, see if Cowpilot likes it.

Why don't you make a really ugly one that no one wants and send it to me for a while? That blue Bongo 5 HS kind of had an adverse impact on my ability to buy a new bass, at least during the near future.

Hey, you know me. I'm ready to go convertin'!
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When I first met jackie he was supportive and low maintenance


pet a stray and look what happens...Now he expects us to send him one of each two pickup basses free for him to get comfortable......I didnt have to send guitar center 165 of each combo...ITS CALLED INVENTORY! Buy a few and play them and then fob them off to unsuspecting forumites.

Can you imagine if we had to send eighteen free basses to each customer so they could snuggle up to them?
 
Big Poppa said:
When I first met jackie he was supportive and low maintenance


pet a stray and look what happens...Now he expects us to send him one of each two pickup basses free for him to get comfortable......I didnt have to send guitar center 165 of each combo...ITS CALLED INVENTORY! Buy a few and play them and then fob them off to unsuspecting forumites.

Can you imagine if we had to send eighteen free basses to each customer so they could snuggle up to them?
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EXCELLENT suggestion. You have my address!!! ;)
 
bovinehost said:
Well, I'm cranky because I'm hungry and a real friend would come over here and cook me something, Sterling.
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How 'bout Jack in the Box Fedex-ed to your door?

Actually Jack, I got a few beers in me so how 'bout the phone number of your fav pizza joint that takes a credit card. I'll call in a delivery for you.
 
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