lets help luke!

[bovinehost]

I just love gummy bears. If I could I would just stitch my lips to the bag.

I stand in awe.

 

[MikeVt]

Has anyone else noticed that Luke hasn't replied? You are taking away all his words....

Mike

 

[Big Poppa]

I think hes working throught the greek smorrgasboard

sorry keith......want some popcorn, Gummy bears?

 

[kbaim]

*cheering from sidelines*

Here we go Luuuke, here we go (clap, clap)
Here we go Luuuke, here we go (clap, clap)



Clap -- used to describe applause, not how many women you gave it to.

 

[OrangeChannel]

I always thought a mother daughter was a 2 family home...

I'm guessing we're also going to avoid speaking about Gonzo from the Muppets, the differences of a Hot Lunch over a cold one, A dozen Jelly Donuts from Krispy Kreme, or my museum curating uncles ezquisite collection of Roman War Helmets...

 

[NorM]

Keith that is getting deleted.....you may just have to watch from the sidelines......

That's what I was talking about!

 

[beej]

Anal - only to be used when immediately followed by "retentive" ...

 

[Sigmunds Couch]

Muff Please use only to describe a botched play in baseball..example "the shortstop misplayed that grounder what a muff!

Big Muff - The name of a fine fuzz pedal.

Blew my wad - used to describe losing obscene amounts of money gambling. "I blew my wad on the craps table in Vegas last week."

 

[OrangeChannel]

I'm guessing reach around is included here as well..."Simon, can you reach around and get my phillips head screwdriver so I can adjust these trem springs?"

 

[Big Poppa]

this is what Im talking about!

Lukey wake up and respond

 

[OrangeChannel]

ATM - Automatic teller Machine...

Tea Bag - a device to hold tea leaves and allows dispersion the tea into hot water...

Cleveland Steamer - an aquatic vessel powered by steam...

I got nothing...

 

[Lucious]

Wazzup ???

Hi I am Gary Hanser. I like softball,Beer and GIN and Michael Jackson videos. Especcially BEAT IT!
It's my anthem.
I like to hanhg with Biff and Luke , and I like to fart at the craps tables in Vegas.
I like to party with Biff and Luke and have tried to get them to loofa me in the shower but to no avail... I am sad and horny but then again, anyone who sells guitars for a living must be!
Right now I have 10 rubberbands tightly hugging my "privates" and I am listening to Fun Ranch boogie at double speed. Speaking of speed..I am wearing my custom made Speedos. I know i have them on right. Brown in back, Yellow in front and red in the middle. When I go to the Dr. for a check up I just leave my underwear.
I am hot and ready for YOU. Call me
Gary oxoxox OOOOooo yes. I Am HOT for you!

 

[Big Poppa]

He is trying to draw out a rather "happy" man Mr Gary Hanser who is lurking but is such a poor speller he is being shy. Gary is one of our best pals and definately part of the geriatric rat pack. Gary in real life pawns off those pointy BC rich guitars and Kustom guitars, when he isnt doing that he is either raiding my garage for golf clubs, sneaking gin (rel cheap gin) from his wife and generally freeloading off me.

Come on hanser.... we know you cant run and you definately cant hide.....

 

[Big Poppa]

Tony Danza.....a former sitcom star turned talk show host

 

[noahfehks]

Is a "Tony Danza" a sexual term that I've never heard of???

 

[LDM]

Rack- use only to describe the sound enforcing gear to make great music.
Gear- refer to above.

Care is needed when complimenting a girl guitarist on her equipment.
Oh, you could just dig yourself a big hole.

"Great looking rack!"

 

[NorM]

Dick pricked his finger opening a jar of nuts. Grabbing his hammer he delivered a hard firm blow.

I learned what a Tony Danza was just this week. it's sad and funny and you can pm or email me for details.

So is this thread used to define what we can't talk about or to find a way to cleverly say what we really want to say? I vote for the latter so we can have story time from Poppa and Auntie Luke.

 

[OrangeChannel]

Tony Danza.....a former sitcom star turned talk show host

I was gonna go there but that one seemed a bit obscure...let's cross reference it with it's synonym...

Donkey Punch - A fruity beverage given as a nutritional supplement at the Jackass farm...

 

[OrangeChannel]

"Great looking rack!"

Never say that to the Great Kat...or you'll be a member of the Castrati...

 

[LDM]

Never say that to the Great Kat...or you'll be a member of the Castrati...

How about
"Hey, show me your gear!"
" I prefer boutique but, you look like a big muff kind of girl"