We all live and breathe musical instruments, right? Then these sordid terms need to be addressed as well:
Screw: I need a screw because I broke my jack off.
Jack Off: See above.
Nuts: Often available compensated these days!
Muff Dive: Using your floyd trem while stomping on a classic fuzz pedal.
Fuzzy Muff: Just the way we like classic stomp boxes.
Stomp Boxes: The Womens' Liberation Movement may have burned their bras but there's no way we men should go to these extreme levels of retaliation!
Wanking: Exessive soloing (if there is such a thing).
Knob: Turn it up...for more.
Shaft: The knob is on the end of it.
Foreskin: It's on the front of a kickdrum adorned with an appropriate band name/ logo.
Machine Head: NOT machanized gratification.....ala Ursula (see bass forum)!
Strap On: What you'll have when you play standing up.
F Hole: Violinists like these next to their left cheek.
Fingering: The correct way to fret.
Glissando: There never ever ever is a good way to use this in polite company.
the above courtesy of my good friend and guitar repair/shredding guru Stevie B
