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Sigmunds Couch

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LDM said:
How about
"Hey, show me your gear!"
" I prefer boutique but, you look like a big muff kind of girl"


Unless she's a (tube) screamer. If it's too messy, you gotta put a pad on her!



Hooters
Knockers
Jugs

Chicken Wing resturants originating from the state of Florida
 
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Dcareaga

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Inbox: Where e-mail is received
OutBox: Where your E-mail is sent... They are right next to each other and sometimes in the Heat of the moment you go to the wrong one.....
 

SteveB

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TWAT = Tactical Women's Alert Team (any Cheech & Chong fans remember that one?)

beaver = Theodore Cleaver.

mud shark = proof that memories fail.
 

Psychicpet

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We all live and breathe musical instruments, right? Then these sordid terms need to be addressed as well:

Screw: I need a screw because I broke my jack off.
Jack Off: See above.
Nuts: Often available compensated these days!
Muff Dive: Using your floyd trem while stomping on a classic fuzz pedal.
Fuzzy Muff: Just the way we like classic stomp boxes.
Stomp Boxes: The Womens' Liberation Movement may have burned their bras but there's no way we men should go to these extreme levels of retaliation!
Wanking: Exessive soloing (if there is such a thing).
Knob: Turn it up...for more.
Shaft: The knob is on the end of it.
Foreskin: It's on the front of a kickdrum adorned with an appropriate band name/ logo.
Machine Head: NOT machanized gratification.....ala Ursula (see bass forum)!
Strap On: What you'll have when you play standing up.
F Hole: Violinists like these next to their left cheek.
Fingering: The correct way to fret.
Glissando: There never ever ever is a good way to use this in polite company.


the above courtesy of my good friend and guitar repair/shredding guru Stevie B

:D
 

JB1

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"I got my wrench out and screwed my nuts in so tight I thought I'd split something"
 

kbaim

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Took the initiative and deleted.

that's 2 in the same thread! But also the only 2 since I've been posting that I can remember.

Back to the bench I go.

(Now that I think of it, 3rd post. I posted the price of a new heavily discounted Luke I saw at GC. Rare to find these in stock and wanted more people to discover these fanastic instruments :eek: ).
 
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francric

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JB1 said:
Yeah, do tell....

What did you Xana-du to her?

That's a good one JB1!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on Luke!!!!!!!!! Give us a good tale!!!!!!! Did you "Help her make it through the night", would she not be who she is "If Not for You", did she regularly ask, "Have you never been Mellow"????????? Don't ask, I'm embarrassed as it is...........
 

mbgreene

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Big Poppa said:
I think that we have got this out of our system, OK?

I miss one day of posting, get through five pages of stuff I can actually comment on and then get shut out :(

Oh well - but if Luke doesn't come through I may have to dive back in. Let's go lucious - bring us tales of wonder, heretofore known only to you and your Balls. :)
 
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Lucious

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Greek afterbirth

Mmmmmmmm, I hope ya didnt flush! I can smell the garlic incrusted loaves from here.
Ahh, I dont wanna be to HARD ON Biffer! hahaha
Have a nice beday. hahaha
Lucious
 

fogman

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Big Poppa said:
I think that we have got this out of our system, OK? Luke tell us a story......how about Oliva Newton John?

I just heard Olivia on the radio! She was Greasing it up with Mr.Travolta!
I started laughing and I don't even know what the story is yet!
Please do tell!!!
 

koogie2k

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HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA......BP put the Hummer in there......I feel so violated and amused at the same time.......you guys are funny!

The one not mentioned was "3 eyed turtle" and that is a turtle hanging out at a nuclear plant facility.......

;)
 

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Pushing your stool in is something a gentleman does for a lady. Not a pickup line at Michael Jacksons house. Thank you! Good night! :D
 
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