Please Give A stingray Please...:(

[rhythmCity944]

I bought my Stingray my junior year in high school after a long summer of working 2 jobs. You can imagine how proud I am of that bass...

The operative word was "new."

I can't help you with a new car but I'll throw in this door as well...

 

[adouglas]

I can't help you with a new car but I'll throw in this door as well...

Schweet!

How much would shipping to the south Pacific be?

 

[kompressaur]

Please give one bass from Musicman...
Thanx...

love it

 

[jongitarz]

This gives me an idea....What is the web address for Ferrari?

 

[Aussie Mark]

Hey Jon, why don't you make one for him in your spare time?

 

[MingusBASS]

Ill give you a Stingray, the same one that killed Steve Irwin and hope it does the same to you. Get a job like the rest of us.

You know what's great about you? Your total lack of tact.

 

[cat_empire]

call me a peace loving hippy, but... i wouldnt have thought that asking for a free stingray warrants death by (no less) a stingray.

sure its a scabby thing to ask, but i can think of a lot of other things more worthy of an exotic execution...

but then again, i might just be a peace loving hippy

 

[ekb16b]

sorry if u feel offended, but are u either drunk or been smoking some pretty strong weed? cos if u are stay off it

 

[Colin]

Hi guys,,,,
is there anyone who want to give me one of Musicman Product???
Because i'm poor man
Please give one bass from Musicman...
Thanx...

It's a shame you wanted a bass, cause I'd love to help you out onto the street in the middle of rush hour

 

[ekb16b]

oh and ur kinda contradicting ur signature

 

[mike not fat]

Dear sir
I have a good friend in Nigeria who is the son of a former ruler there, and he is looking for international partners to move large sums of money out of the country. He will leave a lot of money on your bank account if you just give him the number and all your personal info.
Really, he will help pyou get a stingray in no time

HA, HA, HA....ROFLAMO to !

I often get those kind of mails.

Hum maybe your jailmates will get drums, guitars and winds...

MNF

 

[Big Poppa]

everybody calm down.

Ibanez the international nature of this forum is really interesting. A death by Stingray joke has a slight chance of being funny elsewhere but never in Australia where the man was a national treasure and hero.
The other side of the international part is that this man is from Hungary and I think that he was kidding. One thing that keeps the knickers from getting bunched is to first assume that posts like this are ill translated attempts at bonding for a newbie.

My jokes go over particularly well when translated to Hungarian. Example of a hungarian reaction to my dry translated posts......." Oh.....no....Poppa....you didnt really make those words....you are too many...you are slaughtering innocent people...I need a cold beer"

 

[tiffles]

HAA HAA HAA ah gosh u make me giggle

 

[RitchieDarling]

Har Har Har!

My jokes go over particularly well when translated to Hungarian. Example of a hungarian reaction to my dry translated posts......." Oh.....no....Poppa....you didnt really make those words....you are too many...you are slaughtering innocent people...I need a cold beer"

That's damned funny, BP!

Ritchie

 

[ashiin]

i'll give you a stingray if you reply in the next 5 minutes

 

[Rano Bass]

And..... he lost his chance!

 

[brooklynfall]

Hey, I bought mine and i'm a student!!


Well.... at least I paid for 2 of them...

This is funny ... I think I've paid for three basses in my life, but I've had more than ten. There was one 97 Jazz bass that was traded for a Warwick, that was traded for an Alembic, that was traded for another Warwick, that was traded for ol' Honey. Gotta stretch the dollars, people - like that guy who started with a bottlecap and traded up to a house or something ... anyone else remember that?

 

[silverburst]

I think it was a paperclip.

 

[brooklynfall]

I think it was a paperclip.

Yup, that's right - now I remember. Pretty amazing story.

 

[Beth]

I think it was a paperclip.

I think it was a red paperclip, wasn't it?