adouglas
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A zygote is a gamete's way of making more gametes.
This may be the purpose of the universe.
-- Robert Heinlein
This may be the purpose of the universe.
-- Robert Heinlein
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Dr Stankface
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Here are some of my favorite quotes. All by Dave Barry.
“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells . . . to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”
“I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.”
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
And one of my all time favorites
“Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”
“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.”
“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells . . . to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.”
“I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.”
“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
And one of my all time favorites
“Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”
robelinda2
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I like those Stank!!!
Dr Stankface
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Hehe. Dave Barry is a man of men.
“We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.”
“We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.”
Big Poppa
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is it the eyebrows?
Dr Stankface
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“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
Dave Barry again
Dave Barry again
