School of Bass Part Deux (Question for "The Dude")

[Freddels]

Duck Dunn!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Ummmm...no.

 

[Freddels]

Ok, then it's Chuck Rainey.

 

[jongitarz]

Lol

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Ok, then it's Chuck Rainey.

Good guess!!!!

 

[bovinehost]

Is it fiELdy?

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Oh want be a smartypants heh Jackson??? Just remember, you're "hired help" at this gig and I'm shopping now for staff walkie talkies and I envision some transmittions going something like this.

Jack...come in Jack....Umm Mobay just barfed in classroom number one, grab a mop and clean that up will you??

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Or perhaps this...

Jack...come in Jack....umm Chuck Ward just stopped up the toilet in the men's room...grab a plunger and take care of that.

 

[jongitarz]

Oh want be a smartypants heh Jackson??? Just remember, you're "hired help" at this gig and I'm shopping now for staff walkie talkies and I envsion some transmittions going something like this.

aT LeAsT JaCk hAs FoUnd OuT wHaT THe sHiFt kEy Is fOr...gOd bLeSs NoRm

aNd fiEldy

 

[bovinehost]

And you'll get back: "Lo siento, Senor Barr, no hablo ingles."

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

And you'll get back: "Lo siento, Senor Barr, no hablo ingles."

"Jack...come in Jack.....sorry but we're overbooked on staff rooms....you're in with Dale now...oh and we had to cash in your return plane ticket to bail Chuck and Mobay out last night after the nudie bar incident but I got you a Greyhound ticket."

 

[bovinehost]

aT LeAsT JaCk hAs FoUnd OuT wHaT THe sHiFt kEy Is fOr...gOd bLeSs NoRm

God bless Norm on so many levels, really.

You think anyone is reading this, Jon?

"Jack...come in Jack.....sorry but we're overbooked on staff rooms....you're in with Dale now...oh and we had to cash in your return plane ticket to bail Chuck and Mobay out last night after the nudie bar incident but I got you a Greyhound ticket."

?Quien me habla? Porque me esta llamando ese pendejo?

Aiyyyy, me gusta el autobus!

JW

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Porque me esta llamando ese pendejo?

Gato, usted no tiene que probablemente preocuparse aquél pasado puesto que señor Asshat no hará más el corte.

 

[bovinehost]

Gato, usted no tiene que probablemente preocuparse aquél pasado puesto que señor Asshat no hará más el corte.

Let me think about this from a bilingual POV.

"Gato" is not only a cat, a male cat, but also the tool used to lift your car, so that equals - Jack.

So that could be my name.

I don't have to worry about something....something about Mister Asshat will not be around much longer?

Please, I beg of you. Do NOT use those online translators!

Jack

 

[Big Poppa]

I cant believe that steve wont invite me to the sOB2

 

[bovinehost]

He's like that.



You have a standing invitation, actually. And any opportunity to hang with me should be exploited, right?

*ducking*

Jack

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I cant believe that steve wont invite me to the sOB2

Now, now BP...I know you had been drinking last week when not only did I invite you to attend but also asked if you'd care to give a lecture to the students on bass guitar manufacturing history and current modern production techniques.

Come on now...dig through your emails...I even asked you in writing and you responded something to the effect to have my people contact your people or something.

I think it would be an excellent presentation....think of this...we could give Jack a role in this too...say we collected a bunch of EBMM factory tour pics and put together a little slide show presentation to go along with your lecture and we could have Jack manning the projector. Then I could get you one of those little clicker thingies for you to use to signal Jack for the next slide.

 

[bovinehost]

...not only did I invite you to attend but also asked if you'd care to give a lecture to the students on bass guitar manufacturing history and current modern production techniques.

You maybe better talk to Dargin about that.

(Gosh, that was FUN!)

Then I could get you one of those little clicker thingies for you to use to signal Jack for the next slide.

Would I recieve some sort of electric shock?

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Would I recieve some sort of electric shock?

Well, only if you'd like to receive some sort of electric shock. I was thinking more along the lines of one of those tin mechanical clickers shaped like a frog or something.

*click, click*

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Oh, and a pointer...maybe a telescoping pointer.