Guitar Freak magazine continues it's NorM interview...
Q. I understand you have quite a collection of Ernie Ball guitars. Why the fetish?
A. It wasn’t a plan. That’s just what happens when you’re OCD. Truth is, I’m compensating.
Q. All those guitars and you're only leaving 1 to Keith? He must be a dick.
A. I never really thought of it that way but if the shoe fits. But hey, I am leaving him one so he must not be/have that big of a dick.

<NorM holds sides from laughing so hard>
Q. It's been said you have an "unusual" relationship with Jon (EB repair wizard), how would you describe it?
A. I’m sure he hates me. He’s right to do so.
Q. We heard you and Darrell like to get together for a good smoke now and again. Who blows better smoke rings?
A. I’ll thank you to keep your perverted fantasies to yourself.
Q. When did you first start playing guitar?
A. Yesterday I started about 6:30 PM MST. That’s why I missed your call at7:00 MST
Q. And was it your mom or your dad who threatened to "chop your nuts off" if you kept at it?
A. We should talk about the difference between threats and promises. Mom and Dad were people of honor. True to their word.
Q. Apollo 13 was a great movie. Didn't you do the soundtrack?
A. Not the movie. I did the Broadway play.
Q. Which 3 people would you most like to have dinner with...and Liza Minelli can't be one of them?
A. I only eat lunch.
Q. There was some talk a while back that Ernie Ball was considering a signature guitar for you. What were they thinking?
A. That there would be an endless supply of crack?
Q. What's next? Any tours planned? Another cd?
A. Well that’s great that you ask because there is so much to tell! First of all there’s <the sound of a yawn drowns out NorM talking on the tape recorder> and I think that’s fantastic! Next there’s something I am really excited about and I can’t wait to tell my fan (ed note: Notice the singularity of the object. We did track down the fan and found them in a rest home. Now that was interesting) that, <sound of snoring makes the rest of the interview inaudible>