phatduckk
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in dallas after someone requested Luke play Rossana
"Id rather peal my face off w/ a razor blade"
"Id rather peal my face off w/ a razor blade"
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PeteDuBaldo
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There's a pic somewhere of Lucious and I at the Dallas birthday party where I am wearing a shirt called The Lucious Times that's crammed full of "Lukeisms" that was a big hit with everyone in the hotel bar.
Maybe I will bring that to the desert bash - the shirt not the bar hahaha
Maybe I will bring that to the desert bash - the shirt not the bar hahaha
mesadualrec
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hehe I knew I would get a lot of great laughs outta this post
keep em coming guys
keep em coming guys
bovinehost
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That was, I believe, my lovely but completely inebriated wife with the question.
(I tried to warn her off.)
mesadualrec
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yeah he would have preferred hold the line cause it has never really been played too much
Sigmunds Couch
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Speaking of Dallas Lukeisms -
After being late for his morning departure at the hotel, Luke is pulls out his wallet to tip out the VERY tolerant concierge; he opens up the wallet and it's as empty as a F*nd*r engineers head. So Luke says, "How about a hug instead?" and wraps his arms around and lays his head on the chest of a VERY starled and confused man. The concierge's face during and afterwards was priceless.
After being late for his morning departure at the hotel, Luke is pulls out his wallet to tip out the VERY tolerant concierge; he opens up the wallet and it's as empty as a F*nd*r engineers head. So Luke says, "How about a hug instead?" and wraps his arms around and lays his head on the chest of a VERY starled and confused man. The concierge's face during and afterwards was priceless.
mesadualrec
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thank luke
he is the comical genius behind it all
he is the comical genius behind it all
kbaim
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Well, my absolute favorite was at a jam/fusion gig he was part of a few years ago around NAMM at the Coach House. Playing to a houseful of dudes (guitarists) and the audience was pretty quiet and laid back.
Luke gets on the mike and yells, "C'mon you c--ts!" to try and fire up the crowd.
Honorable mention goes to a line he used a month or 2 before OPEN HOUSE I, at the Baked Potato the night he recorded his EL GRUPO cd.
Moments before the music started he got on the mike and was calling for Bob Bradshaw (who was teching for Luke that night), but Bob wasn't around. Luke goes, "He's probably rubbing one out in back."
Luke gets on the mike and yells, "C'mon you c--ts!" to try and fire up the crowd.
Honorable mention goes to a line he used a month or 2 before OPEN HOUSE I, at the Baked Potato the night he recorded his EL GRUPO cd.
Moments before the music started he got on the mike and was calling for Bob Bradshaw (who was teching for Luke that night), but Bob wasn't around. Luke goes, "He's probably rubbing one out in back."
mesadualrec
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the fusion/jam
what sorta guys were in the audience??
it would be really funny if it were snobby jazzers
what sorta guys were in the audience??
it would be really funny if it were snobby jazzers
kbaim
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I actually think it was a STEVE MORSE show with 2 or 3 gifted guitarists going on and jamming before Morse's set. But I can't remember who else played that night...but suffice it to say probably a lot of good players in the audience. Just not nearly as good as Luke and Morse!
brentrocks
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LMAO!!!! that is my FAV!!!!
mesadualrec
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yeah its a good un' isnt it
I do really like the one about the low flying duck
its possibly the funniest thing I have heard in a good few weeks
and I socialize with some really funny players
most guitarists/bassists/drummers are pretty funny I find
either that or we all have the same kinda sense of humor
KennethB
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This is so good it should be a sticky! Genius!!
phatduckk
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That was, I believe, my lovely but completely inebriated wife with the question.
(I tried to warn her off.)
he he
i left her out of it... but ya, it was erika
Big Poppa
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Kbaim....it was only Biff Babys allstars...I only did two sets that night.....Tony Levin Vinnie Petrucci Morse Lee Ferraro Romaine Jimmy cox Sherwood Ball......
TylerDowBryant
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX0nQcQqZVQ"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]
Has anyone seen luke do purple haze? WOW!
Has anyone seen luke do purple haze? WOW!
