Steve Lukather One Liners..The Best of!!

[Wolf 6]

Seeing as how this goes with another thread currently going on.... Right off of Wikipedia - Bop City Records, approached him about recording a Christmas album, he quipped, "Why me? Do I look like Father Christmas to you mofos?"

 

[gtrman66]

"Texas BBQ, beer and tequila. It makes for a stool that looks like dead snails in your mom's meatloaf gravy."

This one had me laughing so hard I was in tears and falling outta my chair....my kid thought I was either crying or having a mini-stroke.
Best thread resurrection ever!

 

[gtrman66]

One of my favs is "As my idol Sammy Davis Jr used to say...'Keep an eye out for me'"

 

[denny99]

yeah his rendition of little wing from the zenlith was pretty amazing too

A moment of true awesomeness.

 

[nathanhny]

This is great, he told this story when I met him last year aswell. He explains the story behind the title of the track '68' off Lee Ritenour's 6 string theory album

YouTube - Steve Lukather joking -The meaning of "68"

 

[lukeuser78]

Awesome, i heard him describe indy music the band like macdonalds, ok but tastes the same everywhere!!!!

 

[lukeuser78]

Luke should do standup!!!!

 

[lukeuser78]

Toto DVD bonus footage where he is ringing a crappy little bell and says, this is what i got from my first divorce settlement!!!! ha ha

 

[denny99]

This is great, he told this story when I met him last year aswell. He explains the story behind the title of the track '68' off Lee Ritenour's 6 string theory album

YouTube - Steve Lukather joking -The meaning of "68"

HAHAHAHAHAA!!! I'm almost crying here in the open space I work in, and everyone looks at me with a weird face!! If I ever meet Luke, I'm sure we won't talk about guitars at all

 

[Tung]

This is great, he told this story when I met him last year aswell. He explains the story behind the title of the track '68' off Lee Ritenour's 6 string theory album

YouTube - Steve Lukather joking -The meaning of "68"

That's great, how does he come up with this ****.
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[BrickGlass]

Oh my hell, this thread is farking great! Keep them coming people. I just read the whole thread and have laughed out loud at least a dozen times now.

 

[M.A.K.S]

I remember reading an interview in a norwegian newspaper some years back where Luke describes a Toto show as "more boner for your kroner"
(For those that don't know, kroner is the currency in Norway)