strummer
Enormous Member
This is a scientific break through!
The lab at SSTRI (Scientific Strap Technology research Institute) announced today that there are three basic strap lengths, ans quite surprisingly all three are named form ppl we know and love
The short starp is called "Jack". The purpose if this height seems to be that the fingers of the left hand are close to the brain, as described by Mr Bovine himself.
The medium strap is called "Sterling". The main purpose of this strap length is, again according to the person lending his name, is that navel lint can be conviniently removed without moving the bass. Mr ball also claims this strap pength is comfy.
The long strap is called "Mark". The main purpose it of course that it looks damn cool to have the bass down by your knees, and as Mark put it: Monkey arms makes it real easy too.
Any strap lenght in between those are simply "transitional", or so the SSTRI tells it.
That's it, I just thought I'd share
The lab at SSTRI (Scientific Strap Technology research Institute) announced today that there are three basic strap lengths, ans quite surprisingly all three are named form ppl we know and love
The short starp is called "Jack". The purpose if this height seems to be that the fingers of the left hand are close to the brain, as described by Mr Bovine himself.
The medium strap is called "Sterling". The main purpose of this strap length is, again according to the person lending his name, is that navel lint can be conviniently removed without moving the bass. Mr ball also claims this strap pength is comfy.
The long strap is called "Mark". The main purpose it of course that it looks damn cool to have the bass down by your knees, and as Mark put it: Monkey arms makes it real easy too.
Any strap lenght in between those are simply "transitional", or so the SSTRI tells it.
That's it, I just thought I'd share