Stupidity

[Mobay45]

Have you ever tried to show a woman how to swing a golf club by reaching around her from behind and your belt buckle got caught somehow in the back of her very expensive golf pants and you try to walk together to the clubhouse to get help and big dog jumps out from behind some bushes and throws a bucket of hot water on you?

I hate when that happens!

Then there was this one time, in band camp.........

 

[Adwex]

Ever plug into the 4 ohm jack in your cab instead of the 8 ohm plug?

Similarly stupid act....ever go from your 16 ohm 4x12 cab to your 8 ohm 2x12 cab without switching the impedance on the power amp?

Can you say "new output transformer"?



Ever buy a power amp on Ebay from a seller with no feedback?

Can you say "new output transformer" again?

 

[Mahlon]

Ever think it's just a bit of gas and????

Ah, yes. And it comes out with a carmel nougat!

 

[Golem]

Ever have a shoelace snap? But it's not the one on your shoes, it's the one you've been using as a strap for a 3/4 ton Ovation Magnum? And your hands are in midair to signal a finale? And the ax hits the floor face first still turned up? And you get one helluvaheckova grande finale? and the timing still seems perfect? [like there's been exactly 16 bars of silence while your hands were in the air?]
And the crowd goes wild?

Well, I'd hate if that happened to me, but it was funny when it was the guy sitting in with us......

 

[midopa]

Ah, yes. And it comes out with a carmel nougat!

Or a little turtle head.

 

[tkarter]

Changing from 501s to other jeans with a zipper. Ouch


tk

 

[Katana6506]

Ever tried to pull a guitar out of its case one-handed and shut the case on the guitar in the process?

I have! Big nick in an otherwise perfect guitar.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Changing from 501s to other jeans with a zipper. Ouch


tk

"We got a bleeder!!"