The dirtiest EBMM neck ever...

[spkirby]

Saw this Axis on ebay (270300737544), it amazes me how someone will list an auction for a guitar like this without cleaning it up first.... AND let it get to this state in the first place...gross! :

 

[marantz1300]

Just saw it.Unbelievable. But it made me laugh. Ha Ha Ha.

 

[Larry]

Yuck

 

[Grand Wazoo]

I would wear gloves before handling that, it could be infective, you wouldn't believe the amount of bacteria on that neck.

dirty fkka

 

[Mick]

The reason why I have plastic gloves in my shop while working on such guitars.
Once had a bass player who said his bass lost sustain over the years. Even with new strings.
The grime and dirt was just as high as the frets and dampened the string!!!

Guitar repairman = gynecologist (sometimes)

 

[leftyguitarblue]

what.......the......f***?!?!!??!

 

[Ahess86]

Wow, I feel the need for a shower just having looked at the picture. How could anyone let it get that bad

 

[Shadowbox]

Who knows? Maybe JP used it for a rehearsal and that's not grime. Maybe it's just a layer of ashes.

 

[leftyguitarblue]

Who knows? Maybe JP used it for a rehearsal and that's not grime. Maybe it's just a layer of ashes.

HAHAHA, exactly!!! Don't get within 15 feet of him when he's warming up, you'll pay the price.

 

[Rufedges]

That's nasty,.......some folks just don't get it,......at least the new owner ( if he can find one, maybe for cheap enough) won't have any misconceptions about the care and handling of the previous owner.

 

[edrod]

Wth!!

 

[RobW]

beyond the crazy grime, it looks pretty sweet. Someone rescue that thing and clean it up. A thorough Wonder Wipe treatment and it'll be good to go!

 

[Bluplirst]

I would definately avoid this one. The first time this guy listed it a while back, he tried to pass it off as an EVH and had no mention of the word Axis. Plus he only had one very distant "artistic" photo. Who knows what else is wrong with it.

 

[guitarman23]

eeeewwww, talk about playing and never washing your hands ever, eat with your hands & eat play eat play, yuck.....!!

 

[Dizzy]

"Previously used as a back scratcher by my Uncle Bob, who is fat, hairy & very sweaty and also suffers from a rare sebaceous gland disorder"

 

[leftyguitarblue]

^^^ You're probably dead on Dizzy.

 

[Slingy]

When I was a very young player I used to sweat alot and rusted the saddles and springs on a Tele, but how the hell do you get a fingerboard so dirty? Disgusting.

 

[candid_x]

I have to wonder. The wear marks looking too even to be natural, every fret and string position the same. My guess is a gross relic attempt.

 

[Tim O'Sullivan]

Even in my 'dirty neck' days, I would never let them get that bad!

 

[Samk]

Some of these images will no doubt disturb viewers.