The Dude in Mexico..likely scenarios

[Big Poppa]

Guys I have become reinvigorated with the thought of Steve "the Dude" Barr and Karen in Mexico. I posted some likely scenarios on the 'dave larue joins satriani' but I really feel this is a great thread on its own.

The potential anytime the Dude leaves the house for lifelong stories is legendary but MEXICO?

Steve and Karen in advance for bieng good sports.......I wouldn't try this on a couple that had a history of being hot and cold, but with your rock solid track record I can see no way
that Mexico wont work.

 

[SteveB]

After Dude's trip to Mexico..

I say that Mexico passes some sort of immigration legislation that 'Barrs' Americans from becoming Mexican citizens.

Mexico lobbys the US Congress to repeal NAFTA.

The Margarita is renamed the "Barrgarita".

Agave shortage throughout Mexico.

 

[tkarter]

Mexico announces an official language change to incorporate "Smell my Finger" as the national anthem.

tk

 

[bovinehost]

BP's post on another thread in another forum:

Oh my god! What are the overs/unders? On so many levels Here are just a few:

How much time before the adjoining rooms ask to switch rooms because of strange banging and pay per view at full volume?

How much time before the adjoining rooms ask to switch rooms because The Dude has exceeded his three margarita limit and its only 10:30 AM?

Who calls Aero Mexico first, Karen or Steve?

How long before the bartender that doesn't speak English starts asking his co workers who is Rudy Sarzo?

How long before the Dude loses it because their is no Vanilla Fudge on the bars jukebox?

I just can't imagine Steve sitting on the beach 10 margies to the wind without sunscreen eating those goat tacos off the cart and haggling with the beach vendor over the plaster statue of Bill Wyman.

Which day does The Dude blame his headache on "bad ice"

and finally.......why is the Dude wearing a Billy Sheehan fan club T-Shirt?

It was too much fun to leave it over in the other forum! - JW

 

[SteveB]

..all future 'Dude Licks' will involve a lemon..

 

[bovinehost]

I see a day when all mariachi musicians will use Kramer Ferringtons.

 

[lowliferumble]

I see a day when all mariachi musicians will use Kramer Ferringtons.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

 

[Aussie Mark]

Steve and Karen are visiting Victoria?

(only the Aussies will get this one)

 

[Dargin]

La farmacia?

 

[adouglas]

Two words:

Montezuma's
Revenge

 

[Psycho Ward]

Dude goes to Mexico, becomes a sun god and turns the whole country into a “Club Med”.

 

[SteveB]

Dude plots his arrival into Mexico using the name 'Quetzlcoatl', claiming that he's finally returned.

Unfortunately, he mispronounces the name so badly that it actually comes out as the Spanish word for 'poophead', and he is instantly recognized and taken into custody.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Steve and Karen in advance for bieng good sports.......I wouldn't try this on a couple that had a history of being hot and cold, but with your rock solid track record I can see no way that Mexico wont work.

Karen said when I showed her this thread this morning....

What a bunch of kooks you guys really need to get a life!

 

[adouglas]

What a bunch of kooks you guys really need to get a life!

EBMM = Life

 

[oddjob]

I see a day when all mariachi musicians will use Kramer Ferringtons.

Hey... had a nice black one. Maybe I am in the wrong profession.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

One week from this very second we land in Mazatlan....

 

[Randracula]

One week from this very second we land in Mazatlan....

Don't Drink The Water......

 

[jongitarz]

I envision Presidente Fox building his own wall

 

[Colin]

It may be part of the witness protection plan

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

It may be part of the witness protection plan

Shhh don't blow my cover man...

This is where we'll be just in case any of you want to send down any gifts or anything...


http://www.seagarden.com.mx/maz/