Tips On Handling Upset Wives/husbands

[SteveB]

Was anyone from Kansas there Steve?

tk

Well.. there was a guy from Toto...

 

[Bill]

As is my wife. But Mrs BP is very good at acting like she's NOT terrified. My wife, not so much.

I hope I didn't terrify Erika the other night!

 

[Dargin]

LoL....I have to laugh at this one BP..... Did you notice how MRS BP is far from this forum. Big Poppa is awfully brave when Mrs isn't around.
You are so funny.

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Musicman Nut]

Truer words have never been spoken.

Most men get very Brave when Mama's not around, we all know this to be true, lol

 

[WillPlay4Food]

Well, I never saw the Bass <--> home furnishing conversion chart but I recently bought a new sofa and king size tempur-pedic bed. The only gear I've bought this year (that I can remember ) is a Tascam Bass Trainer and a SUB5 bass. Maybe once the '07 model specs are announced I can tip the scales back in my favor.

 

[tkarter]

Wonder if a google search will put BP's tips in the hands of the normal say wife that doesn't care about music but does use Internet access.

BRB gonna research.

We all may be in hot water.



tk

Nope I think we are reasonably safe here. Plot on fellow forumites.

tk

 

[Lazybite]

lol - you're a funny bugger!!

 

[SharonG]

Comparing acquired basses guitars to mountain bikes has helped, somewhat....

"well, honey, if you needed a new mountain bike, I wouldn't have a problem!"

 

[Figjam]

I don't have to worry about an upset wife yet.

Got a few years to go on that. By then, i'll have every bass i'll ever need.

That's the plan.

 

[LisaIs]

OK here it is...

Big Poppa's " What to do when your wife/husband blows a gasket over your GAS"

First one must recognize the cause. Simple. Poor training. If you train them right I wouldnt be dispensing these valuable tidbits to you knuckleheads. ( for an example of proper spousal training look no further that Robelinda..stacks of EB/MM's and a lovely wife to boot.)

So you botched your training phase in your love is blind stage. Now what? Simple. Ignore them. They eventually run out of steam. Secondly,where would they go? As each day passes they become less marketable. Period. Guys and Gals. Girls, do you really think that the skinny handsome daredevill musician you fell in love with has serious options now that he has reading glasses, pot belly, breath like your grandfathers, bad gas, and hair growing out his ears? Guys, How about that cheerleader you married? Where is she going to go? ( I am not touching the description of pre marriage and post marriage women as it is really hazardous to every part of my well being)

SHow him or her what the estate looks like cut in half. Half isnt half as good as the whole pie. Step two get a quote from two divorce lawyers.

We come to the crux....Honey if We split up it would cost us everything, by me buying this bass Im keeping the family together.

No charge...just another chapter in my book "New Money Burns Quick"

This kind of stuff is why BP is fun to drink a beer with.

 

[adouglas]

This kind of stuff is why BP is fun to drink a beer with.

Lisa;

Marry me.

I won't tell my wife. Promise.