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We Must Stop Canadian Domination

It's sort of like George Costanza's wallet!
Except there's no money in it.
I control all the funds.
She's a lovely lady, but has no concept of money and the fact that someone has to work for it to make it. :p
 
Big Poppa said:
SPoken like a man with his ball's in his wifes purse!
WE now are proud to offer three cases for ultimate protection:

The SKB

The G & G

Foggies wifes purse
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What about the gig bag?

Between the gig bag and Foggy's wife's purse, which one is the ball sack?
 
Oh BP.....
First its anti-Canadian rhetoric

then disparaging anti-wife comments

What's next, "your mamma" jokes?,,,,,,,,,,,,:D

Long live Bob and Doug McKenzie!
 
Jimmyb said:
That's because you all hate the English!!! :p

Anyway, if the Candians did invade, they'd be very polite about it. :D
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I think you got that right - beer and donuts for everyone:D

edit: guess I better stop hiding behind the corona cooler and use something more patriotic;)
 
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Big Poppa said:
kevins idea of a perfect night

2. A Double Bagger
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double bagger [Noun]. An ugly woman. So called because two bags would be needed to avoid having to see her during sex, one to cover her head, and one to cover ones own should her bag accidentally come off or rip.
 
robelinda2 said:
Colin, i was expecting a mother-in-law joke. Come on, they deserve it!!!
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Rob, I've just used my get of jail card (Spiderman 3 movie preview this week) with the wife... I need her on my side for the meeting with the EBMM rep tomorrow. Friday will be different ;)
 
Colin Just tell the rep that I have pictures of Pat BOnham with farm animals. You should get what you want after that.






I dont really have pics of Pat with animals but I have a picture of him driving me around australia ina mini van for on e of biff baby's world tours.
 
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