We Must Stop Canadian Domination

[Sub1 Zero]

To make it worse, it's probably one of our out-dated ones that we sold to you

 

[glensterr]

let's not talk about Celine.....She resides in Vegas now... let's leave her there

 

[Sub1 Zero]

Cool, you guys can have green day then, deal?

 

[58super]

Ssssssssssssssssh! The plan is working. They're even talking about Alex Lifeson in another thread!

 

[SteveB]

I'm changing my avatar in an attempt to infiltrate...

 

[jazzbo jim]

What a sad state of affairs....(and Im not talking about Anna Nicole,LohaN, SPEARS, IMUS)

After many years of covert planning the Canadians have launched their commando raid on our precious forum.

It was an act of sheer brillance....(eh?...)Concocted over a two year period with secret meetings at Tim Hortons and clandestine strategy sessions at the curling rink...
Frst they had to create a virtual identity...a man who really didnt exist....Enter Fogman....THey had to split duty and post under the Fogman alias. They figured that we would all believe that he was Canadian as he would obsess over our guitars and becosme a forum expert on all Music Man WITHOUT OWNING ONE!


Here is the trick.....They put a tip jar in the local Tim Hortons claiming to help little Jimmy walk again...the real reason for the tip jar was to fund "Foggies" purchase.....

THe Idea was that when Foggie finally got his guitar that it would create hysteria and post domination

We must end this aggression......

And then Jazzbo Jim goes and buys a new Axis AND changes his avatar to further create diversion. (And believe me, the Avatar is a diversion )

You win BP-you figured it out. You win. Watch your mail for the prize. (Or I could PM you....)

 

[fogman]

I'm changing my avatar in an attempt to infiltrate...

we should all do the same!

 

[fbecir]

Beware Canadian friends

The US will built a wall if you do not stop your infiltration ...

Here comes the wall

 

[Tim O'Sullivan]

Should I worry about those cheap Vans sneakers I bought in Toronto? Are they bugged?

 

[PugNinjas]

let's not talk about Celine.....She resides in Vegas now... let's leave her there

Hey don't try and degrade Vegas by dumping her on us permanently, she's leaving (or already has)....thanks goodness

 

[adouglas]

InvadeCanada.US

 

[Sub1 Zero]

I think I have the Titanic soundtrack somewhere around here

 

[adouglas]

If Canadians ran Gitmo....

 

[beej]

Damn Poppa ... how did you figure it out before we fully executed the plan? The tip jar has been working overtime to pay our army of evil ... that and we get 10 cents from every loonie spent on Timmy's maple doughnuts ... this is almost enough to keep Beth on our payroll ...

Boys, time to heat up "la resistance" ...

 

[fogman]

At least he doesn't know that the Roll Up The Rim promotion is actually how we message each other!!!!
Oops!

 

[blackspy]

Too funny... BP rocks!

 

[jagged]

let us pummel them with our timbits!

 

[TimSz]

You know what the best part is?

While all you dumbheads are down there stewing over the secret infiltration (I think this is one of the few if only times I've ever read Canadian and Domination in the same sentence...) we have begun preperations for the next generation of Canadian warfare. What you ask? Allow me to divulge without sharing too much...

Ever been to a Tim Hortons? Ever wonder what those litle coin jars are actually for? You read "Tim Horton's Wish Foundation" and see children gleefully playing on some playground aparatus. What you don't see is that these children are shipped off to Lake Petawawa, Ontario (Can't find it on a map? Exactly.) to train harder and more vigorously than any other combatant around the world.

Some of the training includes Draft Dodging, Poor Film-Making, Coffee-Enhancing, etc. You may wonder about this enhancement? You think it's the caffeine that makes you want to drink more and more Tim Horton's coffee. Ask any Canadian that has been dumb enough to dip into the bean... two key ingredients, folks... nicotine, to enduce cravings like no other... and MSG. MSG, you say? If it can't be in the Chinese food anymore, it has to be put somewhere!

Don't worry, my fellow American friends. Keep up the good work, and don't forget to order double-doubles from Timmy's! Hahaha.

 

[JSX]

let us pummel them with our timbits!

haha!! Time Hortons rules!!!!!!!!

 

[lumberjack]

Poppa,

You are one funny man. We actually had a very good meeting at the "Operation Fogman Dargie Silo Pickup". Our plans are coming together quite nicely. Just wait until the next EBMM open house.......................oh damn, I've said too much.